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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby black bart on Fri Sep 14, 2012 7:06 am

*knocks up a quick oils portrait of Roy in a kilt and sneaks it into the national gallery*

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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby pieces o'nine on Fri Sep 14, 2012 11:33 pm

* notes that ^ painting looks like the young Abraham Lincoln, Haggis Hunter *

* moves on to the next gallery *
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby black bart on Mon Sep 17, 2012 6:38 am

*cunningly disguised as a Gallery Guide, directs Pieces to the "The Cubists Knorks" exhibition and charges her £50 entry fee.*
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby pieces o'nine on Mon Sep 17, 2012 2:58 pm

* pays in Monopoly money *
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby black bart on Tue Sep 18, 2012 6:37 am

*drat...they only use Chad Valley notes here!...raids Pieces's piggy bank.*
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby pieces o'nine on Tue Sep 18, 2012 3:41 pm

* larfs to self as Bart raids a hempty bank *
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby black bart on Thu Oct 11, 2012 8:32 am

*orders Pieces to build an elaborate railway system in memory of the British Empire*
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby Ravi Oli on Thu Oct 11, 2012 10:49 am

*blocks sympathetic petitions calling to rename it the 2018 Gold Coast British Empire Games* Viva la Republik!!
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby black bart on Fri Oct 12, 2012 7:30 am

*immediately dispatches a missive to Her Maj the Big Q informing her of insurrection in the ranks*
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby Ravi Oli on Thu Oct 18, 2012 5:08 pm

*revokes ^'s visa and commands he be flogged and put in chains should he ever return*
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby black bart on Fri Oct 19, 2012 7:48 am

*gets back into the country cunningly disguised as a sheep*

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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby la la on Fri Oct 19, 2012 9:20 am

*immediately orders ^ to go on a very strict diet and exercise program, at a camp in the Karoo Desert*
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby Ravi Oli on Sun Oct 21, 2012 5:06 pm

*I gatecrash ^'s barbeque with a hippopotamus and a herd of wilderbeast instead.*
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby black bart on Mon Oct 22, 2012 8:19 am

*I start singing 'The House of the Rising Sun' by the animals, but in the style of a pub singer (as apparently I did at my stag do).*
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby Ravi Oli on Tue Oct 23, 2012 9:00 am

*I turn off the lyrics prompt on the karaoke machine*
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