Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

[black bart]

*immediately dispatches a missive to Her Maj the Big Q informing her of insurrection in the ranks*

[Ravi Oli]

*revokes ^'s visa and commands he be flogged and put in chains should he ever return*

[black bart]

*gets back into the country cunningly disguised as a sheep*

[la la]

*immediately orders ^ to go on a very strict diet and exercise program, at a camp in the Karoo Desert*

[Ravi Oli]

*I gatecrash ^'s barbeque with a hippopotamus and a herd of wilderbeast instead.*

[black bart]

*I start singing 'The House of the Rising Sun' by the animals, but in the style of a pub singer (as apparently I did at my stag do).*

[Ravi Oli]

*I turn off the lyrics prompt on the karaoke machine*

[black bart]

*No good...I know it off by heart...there was a house in Twickenham they caaaaalled the riiiiiising suuuun...it's changed it's name so many times I'm not sure what it's called now...*

[Roy Hunter]

*plays guitar solo*
*everyone dies*

[pieces o'nine]

* thanks the FSM it wasn't a drum solo *

[Ravi Oli]

*I steal ^'s bongos just in case....*

[Roy Hunter]

*Gives ^^ a Stylophone instead*

[black bart]

*Bans Roy for posting that...waits for the inevitable "It's the wrong thread" and starts kazooing 'It's a long way to Tipperary'.*

[Ravi Oli]

*I push bart over the white cliffs of Dover before he can start "We'll Meet Again"*

[gronank]

Pushes you over aswell, just as you start singing "Vi såg på varann, då vi närmade oss land
När vi möttes mellan Dover Calais..."

Wait a minute, you don't know that language, nor that song for that matter.