9101: Thou shalt pay attention when thou art shaving. If'n thou dost not and, for instance, beginneth daydreaming about whether B&Q sell titanium screws, then thou art liable to open thine face with thine razor.
Don't let the mechanics of beer trick you into thinking you are some kind of warrior, eating barbed wire on the wave of violent disorder. Three words: cage, wheel, hamster - Jason Williamson
I would rather be a rising ape than a falling angel - Sir Terry Pratchett