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Re: Lies!

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Fri Oct 12, 2012 6:53 pm

^'s partner is a paper bag.
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Re: Lies!

Postby Roy Hunter on Sat Oct 13, 2012 8:06 am

^'s "Gay Bob" doll left him for another "Gay Bob" doll it met on the internet.
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Re: Lies!

Postby Ravi Oli on Sun Oct 14, 2012 4:18 pm

^ has a secret crush on SpongeBob SquarePants.
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Re: Lies!

Postby Roy Hunter on Sun Oct 14, 2012 4:24 pm

Ravi Oli wrote:^ has a secret crush on SpongeBob SquarePants.

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Re: Lies!

Postby Ravi Oli on Sun Oct 14, 2012 4:41 pm

^ hoped joining a band would get him into a few Bikini Bottoms.
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Re: Lies!

Postby black bart on Mon Oct 15, 2012 7:55 am

^joined the Boy Scouts for the same reason...not many old ladies made it across the road.
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Re: Lies!

Postby Ravi Oli on Mon Oct 15, 2012 4:20 pm

The old lady who lives in a shoe is sueing ^ for child support.
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Re: Lies!

Postby black bart on Tue Oct 16, 2012 5:39 am

^Isn't talking cobblers
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Re: Lies!

Postby Ravi Oli on Tue Oct 16, 2012 4:28 pm

^ was replaced as Dopey in the Seven Dwarfs for acting naturally and overplaying the role.
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Re: Lies!

Postby Roy Hunter on Tue Oct 16, 2012 4:59 pm

^ was reviewed in Variety:
His make-up and wardrobe was a tour de force...
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Re: Lies!

Postby pieces o'nine on Tue Oct 16, 2012 11:10 pm

^ is training for the Tour de France

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Re: Lies!

Postby Roy Hunter on Wed Oct 17, 2012 2:32 am

^ didn't find a picture of my dad on the internet.
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"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
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Re: Lies!

Postby Mad Willyum Bonney on Wed Oct 17, 2012 4:05 am

^ would like to be in my shoes.
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Re: Lies!

Postby black bart on Wed Oct 17, 2012 6:10 am

^has been to the cobblers for new 7 inch heels
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Re: Lies!

Postby Roy Hunter on Wed Oct 17, 2012 6:22 am

^ doesn't consistently lie about what constitutes 7 inches.
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"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
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