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Re: Lies!
by Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Fri Oct 12, 2012 6:53 pm
^'s partner is a paper bag.
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Re: Lies!
by Roy Hunter on Sat Oct 13, 2012 8:06 am
^'s "Gay Bob" doll left him for another "Gay Bob" doll it met on the internet.
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"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
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"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
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Re: Lies!
by Roy Hunter on Sun Oct 14, 2012 4:24 pm
Ravi Oli wrote:^ has a secret crush on SpongeBob SquarePants.
This is my drum kit.
^ Totally understands what "secret" means. Obviously.
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
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"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
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Re: Lies!
by black bart on Mon Oct 15, 2012 7:55 am
^joined the Boy Scouts for the same reason...not many old ladies made it across the road.
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Re: Lies!
by black bart on Tue Oct 16, 2012 5:39 am
^Isn't talking cobblers
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Re: Lies!
by Roy Hunter on Tue Oct 16, 2012 4:59 pm
^ was reviewed in Variety:
His make-up and wardrobe was a tour de force...
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
unkle vanya
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
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Re: Lies!
by Roy Hunter on Wed Oct 17, 2012 2:32 am
^ didn't find a picture of my dad on the internet.
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
unkle vanya
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
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Re: Lies!
by Mad Willyum Bonney on Wed Oct 17, 2012 4:05 am
^ would like to be in my shoes.
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Re: Lies!
by black bart on Wed Oct 17, 2012 6:10 am
^has been to the cobblers for new 7 inch heels
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Re: Lies!
by Roy Hunter on Wed Oct 17, 2012 6:22 am
^ doesn't consistently lie about what constitutes 7 inches.
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
unkle vanya
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
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