The Continuous Salty Tale

Arrr, I be a pirate!

Moderator: All Things Mods

Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby pieces o'nine on Wed Oct 10, 2012 3:05 pm

...some Alaskan wench, winkin' an spoutin' gibberish...
I will honor Monkey in my heart, and try to keep it all the year.
~Charles "Darwin" Dickens
User avatar
pieces o'nine
Look Upon Her Works, Ye Migyt, and Despair!
 
Posts: 8615
Joined: Fri Dec 21, 2007 9:21 am
Location: Ocean o'Sand

Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby Ravi Oli on Wed Oct 10, 2012 4:50 pm

...Ahem pieces. Thart be Saira Get Yer Gun ye be thinkin' ov. Innit thisun wear Brer Rabbit be askin' not ta be throwed in the briar patch?...
Send lawyers, guns and money...
User avatar
Ravi Oli
Sorcerer of Sauce
 
Posts: 3452
Joined: Mon Feb 07, 2011 5:40 am
Location: Awstrailya Mate

Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard on Wed Oct 10, 2012 5:30 pm

pee po belly bum drawers

rrrrrrrrrrr
cabin boy fir hyer. jyint hat no hextra charj.
User avatar
Nef Yoo BlackBeard
Mystic of Meatball
 
Posts: 2530
Joined: Thu Jan 29, 2009 10:45 pm
Location: off me leesh

Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby black bart on Thu Oct 11, 2012 7:31 am

...stop inerruptin me yer blaggards, said the Captain...on this shyppe my authority is total an anyone who so much as looks sideways at thee Captain will be...
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
User avatar
black bart
Resident Weevil
 
Posts: 25876
Joined: Wed Sep 21, 2005 6:56 am
Location: London

Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby DaveL on Thu Oct 11, 2012 7:32 am

...given horses blinkers and put in a cart...
Manatee Singles

www.hotdugong.com
User avatar
DaveL
Site Admin
 
Posts: 4895
Joined: Fri Aug 26, 2005 8:57 pm
Location: Van Diemens Land

Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby Ravi Oli on Thu Oct 11, 2012 10:25 am

...b'fore thee 'orse...
Send lawyers, guns and money...
User avatar
Ravi Oli
Sorcerer of Sauce
 
Posts: 3452
Joined: Mon Feb 07, 2011 5:40 am
Location: Awstrailya Mate

Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby pieces o'nine on Thu Oct 11, 2012 2:25 pm

...witch is certainly better than followin' thee 'orse!...
I will honor Monkey in my heart, and try to keep it all the year.
~Charles "Darwin" Dickens
User avatar
pieces o'nine
Look Upon Her Works, Ye Migyt, and Despair!
 
Posts: 8615
Joined: Fri Dec 21, 2007 9:21 am
Location: Ocean o'Sand

Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby Ravi Oli on Thu Oct 11, 2012 4:15 pm

...Wot remoinds meself ov thee toime Oi play'd the back 'alf o'thee pantomyne ponie in thee 'Ome fer Retoiyerd Pirates Gala Bennyfit...
Send lawyers, guns and money...
User avatar
Ravi Oli
Sorcerer of Sauce
 
Posts: 3452
Joined: Mon Feb 07, 2011 5:40 am
Location: Awstrailya Mate

Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby black bart on Fri Oct 12, 2012 7:06 am

...Panto, a lavish produkshun of Aladdin...arrr I remembers that show well, as do thee retoiyerd Pirates, cos whilst they were henjoyin thee panto an hunscroopyewlus bunch o blaggards was liften their treasure maps an plannin a...
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
User avatar
black bart
Resident Weevil
 
Posts: 25876
Joined: Wed Sep 21, 2005 6:56 am
Location: London

Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby Ravi Oli on Fri Oct 12, 2012 11:48 am

...rayd by thee Royal Tax Collecturs. Fortunettely thee cleva lads 'ad moved thar treasures orfshore to a Noigerian Investerment fund wot promist...
Send lawyers, guns and money...
User avatar
Ravi Oli
Sorcerer of Sauce
 
Posts: 3452
Joined: Mon Feb 07, 2011 5:40 am
Location: Awstrailya Mate

Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby DaveL on Mon Oct 15, 2012 5:58 am

....the followin' message from someone who may or may not be a pirate, pretendin' to be a Nigerian Scammer...

'GOD BLESS YOU SIR, I AM A NIGERIAN PRINCE IN EXILE LOOKIN' (errr...I mean looking) TO HIDE ME (errrr...I mean my) 10 BILLION CRONAN FORTUNE IN YOUR BANK ACCOUNT. IF YOU GIVE ME YOUR BANKING DETAILS I WILL GLAD SPLIT THE LOOT 50:50. NO QUESTIONS ASKED.

PEACE, LOVE, BLESSINGS AND UNBRIDLED GROVELLING.

HIS ROYAL HIGHNESS PRINCE OBASANDRO.
Manatee Singles

www.hotdugong.com
User avatar
DaveL
Site Admin
 
Posts: 4895
Joined: Fri Aug 26, 2005 8:57 pm
Location: Van Diemens Land

Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby black bart on Mon Oct 15, 2012 6:39 am

..PRINCE OBASANDRO...arrgh yes I remembers him well...thee deloightfull African village, thee hunyewsyewal hexotic drink, thee dancers wiv thee huge...
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
User avatar
black bart
Resident Weevil
 
Posts: 25876
Joined: Wed Sep 21, 2005 6:56 am
Location: London

Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby Almighty Doer of Stuff on Mon Oct 15, 2012 10:42 am

...teeth...
!!!@#@#@#@#@!!! CAUTION: THIS PERSON DOES NOT KNOW WHAT HE IS TALKING ABOUT. DISREGARD ANY APPEALS TO AUTHORITY, EXPERIENCE, OR ROMANTIC PROWESS. ANY CORRECT INFORMATION YOU RECEIVE FROM THIS MAN IS PURELY COINCIDENTAL. !!!@#@#@#@#@!!!
-------------------------------
The Almighty Website of Stuff
-------------------------------
Download The Loose Canon, a deliciously holy book compiled by members of Our Noodly Lord's congregation!
-------------------------------
Image
User avatar
Almighty Doer of Stuff
Brewmeister
 
Posts: 1920
Joined: Sun Jul 22, 2007 8:13 am
Location: Massachusetts

Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby black bart on Tue Oct 16, 2012 5:35 am

...glintin in thee sunlight which glistened on their naked...
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
User avatar
black bart
Resident Weevil
 
Posts: 25876
Joined: Wed Sep 21, 2005 6:56 am
Location: London

Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby DaveL on Tue Oct 16, 2012 6:14 am

...EXTORTION LETTERS TO LONELY PEOPLE WITH LOTS OF...
Manatee Singles

www.hotdugong.com
User avatar
DaveL
Site Admin
 
Posts: 4895
Joined: Fri Aug 26, 2005 8:57 pm
Location: Van Diemens Land

PreviousNext

Return to Pirate Discussion

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: Archer and 2 guests

cron