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Re: The Your Banned Game
by DavidH on Wed Oct 10, 2012 8:16 am
You're banned because nobody spotted your 'Foundation' quotes a week ago.
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Re: The Your Banned Game
by Roy Hunter on Wed Oct 10, 2012 8:39 am
You're banned for wearing foundation. Well, it might be foundation, it might be three parts sharp sand to two parts pea shingle aggregate to one part cement...
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.
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"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.
unkle vanya
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Re: The Your Banned Game
by pieces o'nine on Wed Oct 10, 2012 2:57 pm
Hari Seldon says to tell you you're banned.
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Re: The Your Banned Game
by Ravi Oli on Wed Oct 10, 2012 5:18 pm
^ you're banned for only dating guys who are hung like a Mule.
Send lawyers, guns and money...
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Re: The Your Banned Game
by black bart on Thu Oct 11, 2012 8:12 am
^You're banned because I don't know whether you slipped 'Mule' in as yet another 'Foundation' reference or whether you've heard stuff about me.
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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Re: The Your Banned Game
by DavidH on Thu Oct 11, 2012 8:26 am
^ You're banned for wishful thinking.
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Re: The Your Banned Game
by Ravi Oli on Thu Oct 11, 2012 10:23 am
^ you're banned for exposing bart's shortcomings.
Send lawyers, guns and money...
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Re: The Your Banned Game
by Roy Hunter on Thu Oct 11, 2012 11:51 am
You are banned for mining the Terry Thomas / Frankie Howerd joke book.
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.
unkle vanya
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.
unkle vanya
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Re: The Your Banned Game
by pieces o'nine on Thu Oct 11, 2012 2:13 pm
It's about time somebody banned you for that avatar.
* checks watch *
Yep. You're banned.
* checks watch *
Yep. You're banned.
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Re: The Your Banned Game
by Ravi Oli on Thu Oct 11, 2012 4:24 pm
Time, time, time, see what's become of you
While you looked around
For you're possibilities
You were so hard to please
But look around, leaves are brown
And the sky is a hazy shade of winter.
Paul Simon said to ban ^ you for clock-watching.
While you looked around
For you're possibilities
You were so hard to please
But look around, leaves are brown
And the sky is a hazy shade of winter.
Paul Simon said to ban ^ you for clock-watching.
Send lawyers, guns and money...
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Re: The Your Banned Game
by Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Fri Oct 12, 2012 1:43 am
You're banned for mentioning That Name. I don't need to be reminded of him on this forum. I deal with him enough on the other one.
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Re: The Your Banned Game
by black bart on Fri Oct 12, 2012 7:16 am
^You're banned for re-lighting Dante's Inferno.
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