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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Roy Hunter on Wed Oct 03, 2012 5:44 pm

Well, it's more of a shed than a shop, but we can fix most technicalities - even the really difficult ones like voter registration scandals and tax evasion cases.

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby pieces o'nine on Wed Oct 03, 2012 10:07 pm

Until I get my "Double-O" I practice maiming.

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Ravi Oli on Thu Oct 04, 2012 4:16 pm

There once was a spy who loved me for my maiming prowess.

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Roy Hunter on Fri Oct 05, 2012 4:46 am

No, but I do get many emails from Russian brides. So does my wife...

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby DavidH on Fri Oct 05, 2012 5:18 am

No, only my wife is - this precludes jokes about the 'Wife of Brian'.

Speaking of wives, the person below me prefers to be on top.
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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby black bart on Fri Oct 05, 2012 8:07 am

It's true I like to stay on top of things...er...I'd rather be above decks than below...oh please yourselves!

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby daftbeaker on Fri Oct 05, 2012 10:42 am

No, in your endo.

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby la la on Fri Oct 05, 2012 12:20 pm

Oh, Matron!

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Roy Hunter on Fri Oct 05, 2012 5:08 pm

I am not a Brewster! I'm the son of a sea-cook!

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby black bart on Thu Oct 11, 2012 8:30 am

Well they do say laughter is a great h'ealer'...see what I did there? ( :facewall: Nearly 24 and half thousand posts and I'm still crap!)

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Ravi Oli on Thu Oct 11, 2012 10:21 am

Yes but take heart Mate... that diamond nose stud might have started out as a dinosaur crap.

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Roy Hunter on Thu Oct 11, 2012 11:38 am

...and I lay them before swine.

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby black bart on Fri Oct 12, 2012 7:28 am

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby DavidH on Fri Oct 12, 2012 11:14 am

No, I'm not. I hope the person below me is Ham Nox, that's another one we'd like to hear from.
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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Ravi Oli on Fri Oct 12, 2012 11:28 am

Sorry David, it's not... but I do like green eggs and ham.

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