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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby DavidH » Wed Oct 10, 2012 8:16 am

You're banned because nobody spotted your 'Foundation' quotes a week ago.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Roy Hunter » Wed Oct 10, 2012 8:39 am

You're banned for wearing foundation. Well, it might be foundation, it might be three parts sharp sand to two parts pea shingle aggregate to one part cement...
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby pieces o'nine » Wed Oct 10, 2012 2:57 pm

Hari Seldon says to tell you you're banned.
I will honor Monkey in my heart, and try to keep it all the year.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Ravi Oli » Wed Oct 10, 2012 5:18 pm

^ you're banned for only dating guys who are hung like a Mule.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby black bart » Thu Oct 11, 2012 8:12 am

^You're banned because I don't know whether you slipped 'Mule' in as yet another 'Foundation' reference or whether you've heard stuff about me.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby DavidH » Thu Oct 11, 2012 8:26 am

^ You're banned for wishful thinking.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Ravi Oli » Thu Oct 11, 2012 10:23 am

^ you're banned for exposing bart's shortcomings.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Roy Hunter » Thu Oct 11, 2012 11:51 am

You are banned for mining the Terry Thomas / Frankie Howerd joke book.
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby pieces o'nine » Thu Oct 11, 2012 2:13 pm

It's about time somebody banned you for that avatar.

* checks watch *

Yep. You're banned.
I will honor Monkey in my heart, and try to keep it all the year.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Ravi Oli » Thu Oct 11, 2012 4:24 pm

Time, time, time, see what's become of you
While you looked around
For you're possibilities
You were so hard to please
But look around, leaves are brown
And the sky is a hazy shade of winter.

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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby pieces o'nine » Thu Oct 11, 2012 10:43 pm

Simon says, "You're banned."
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Fri Oct 12, 2012 1:43 am

You're banned for mentioning That Name. I don't need to be reminded of him on this forum. I deal with him enough on the other one.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby DavidH » Fri Oct 12, 2012 5:51 am

You're banned for simony.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby black bart » Fri Oct 12, 2012 7:16 am

^You're banned for re-lighting Dante's Inferno.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby DavidH » Fri Oct 12, 2012 11:10 am

^ You're banned for putting it out.
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