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Re: Word of the Day

Postby Roy Hunter » Wed Oct 10, 2012 5:02 am

leotard
-noun (slang)
a lion with a learning disability.
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Re: Word of the Day

Postby PKMKII » Wed Oct 10, 2012 7:16 am

divestiture
-noun
1. the act of divesting.
2. the state of being divested.
3. something, as property or investments, that has been divested: to reexamine the company's acquisitions and divestitures.
4. Also, divesture. the sale of business holdings or part of a company, especially under legal compulsion.
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Re: Word of the Day

Postby DavidH » Wed Oct 10, 2012 7:23 am

divestiture
-n.

5. The act of compelling a Welshman to wear a vest.
6. The act of compelling anybody, including Welshmen, to wear a vest.
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Re: Word of the Day

Postby black bart » Wed Oct 10, 2012 7:49 am

DavidH wrote:divestiture
-n.

5. The act of compelling a Welshman to wear a vest.
6. The act of compelling anybody, including Welshmen, to wear a vest.


My mum used to do that! :cry: I hated wearing a vest.
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Re: Word of the Day

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invested
-adjective
descriptive of a Welshman who has been stuffed into a vest after he has refused to put it on voluntarily.
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Re: Word of the Day

Postby pieces o'nine » Wed Oct 10, 2012 2:53 pm

DavidH wrote:divestiture
-n.

5. The act of compelling a Welshman to wear a vest.
6. The act of compelling anybody, including Welshmen, to wear a vest.

7. The act of removing vestments.
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Re: Word of the Day

Postby Ravi Oli » Wed Oct 10, 2012 5:22 pm

Investiture [n]

Formal "putting a Welshman into his vest" ceremony
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Re: Word of the Day

Postby Roy Hunter » Wed Oct 10, 2012 5:26 pm

vestal virgin
-noun
a Welshman who is never going to get a shag wearing that vest.
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Re: Word of the Day

Postby PKMKII » Thu Oct 11, 2012 7:45 pm

moxibustion
-noun
a method of treatment, originally in Chinese medicine, in which a moxa is burned on the skin.
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Re: Word of the Day

Postby Roy Hunter » Fri Oct 12, 2012 2:25 am

moxa
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a brand on the skin, usually saying "Property of The Hells Angels MC".
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Re: Word of the Day

Postby Ravi Oli » Fri Oct 12, 2012 3:37 am

motza [n] [Strine]

Large amount of money, possibly what it would take to remove said ^ skin branding.
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Re: Word of the Day

Postby PKMKII » Fri Oct 12, 2012 7:15 am

apostil
-noun
a marginal annotation or note.
"How is it that hardly any major religion has looked at science and concluded, 'This is better than we thought! The Universe is much bigger than our prophets said, grander, more subtle, more elegant. God must be even greater than we dreamed'? Instead they say, 'No, no, no! My god is a little god, and I want him to stay that way.'" - Carl Sagan

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Re: Word of the Day

Postby black bart » Fri Oct 12, 2012 7:20 am

apostle spoon noun

1. Spoon with figure of Apostle on the handle.

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Re: Word of the Day

Postby Roy Hunter » Fri Oct 12, 2012 2:46 pm

viscular
-adjective (neologism)
portmanteau of muscular and visceral, descriptive of a powerful emotional experience.
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Re: Word of the Day

Postby PKMKII » Sat Oct 13, 2012 10:39 am

Aposteme
-noun
An abscess; a swelling filled with purulent matter.
"How is it that hardly any major religion has looked at science and concluded, 'This is better than we thought! The Universe is much bigger than our prophets said, grander, more subtle, more elegant. God must be even greater than we dreamed'? Instead they say, 'No, no, no! My god is a little god, and I want him to stay that way.'" - Carl Sagan

"To doubt everything or to believe everything are two equally convenient solutions; both dispense with the necessity of reflection." - Henri Poincaré


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