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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby PKMKII on Tue Oct 02, 2012 6:23 pm

You're banned for being a free-market communist.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Roy Hunter on Wed Oct 03, 2012 4:07 am

You are banned because of all those people in your country who believe in the ten commandments but not in the command economy.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby la la on Wed Oct 03, 2012 8:21 am

You're banned for using excessive roughness rather than tact and delicacy when commanding the economy.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Roy Hunter on Wed Oct 03, 2012 8:25 am

Listen, you snivelling little git, tact and delicacy are my watchwords! They're my trademark, you great bumbling buffoon! You're banned!
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Ravi Oli on Wed Oct 03, 2012 4:28 pm

Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent. However, never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what is right so ^ you're banned.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby pieces o'nine on Wed Oct 03, 2012 9:56 pm

You're banned for going on and on about your morels.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby black bart on Fri Oct 05, 2012 8:26 am

^You're banned for confusing 'Morals' with 'Morrells', a beer from Oxfordshire.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby la la on Fri Oct 05, 2012 12:28 pm

You're banned for talking about beer without offering to buy a round.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Fri Oct 05, 2012 4:21 pm

You're banned for assuming Bart would pay for anyone's alcohol, even his own.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Ravi Oli on Fri Oct 05, 2012 4:47 pm

^ you're banned for getting a laugh at the expense of bart's SALP syndrome [Short Arms Long Pockets}
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Roy Hunter on Fri Oct 05, 2012 5:20 pm

You're banned for thinking Bart is Scottish when he is in fact Welsh.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Ravi Oli on Fri Oct 05, 2012 7:06 pm

^ you're banned for welching on all your bets.
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Re: The You're Banned Game

Postby DavidH on Sat Oct 06, 2012 4:42 am

You're banned for not having a place called Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogochuchaf in Australia.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby black bart on Sat Oct 06, 2012 2:56 pm

All of the above who whinged about me buying a round are banned...for being too bloody accurate by half (and you'd be lucky if you got a half).

David is banned for spelling our best train station all wrong like...it should be:

Er....Llan...sheep fair Llanelli Tom Jones over the bridge the three billy goats gruff go go goch.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Ravi Oli on Mon Oct 08, 2012 5:24 pm

^ you're banned for masquerading as Tom Jones and scalping people a quid for entry to the free Llanelli Sheep Fair.
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