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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0

Postby daftbeaker on Mon Oct 01, 2012 1:04 pm

Roy Hunter wrote:
That's Aberdeen for you. He probably thought there was a sheep in there.

Apparently he saw a penny :haha:
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But why is the rum gone?!
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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0

Postby black bart on Tue Oct 02, 2012 5:48 am

There is an update to Roy's story...he was looking for his Pirate Hat

Oh and his name was William...Mad Will strikes again!!!
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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Tue Oct 02, 2012 10:37 pm

Stretching a point. I didn't find on the intrawebs. I made it and posted it to the intrawebs.


I actually put it together for George Takei, and posted it to his Facebook page.
With any luck, you'll start seeing it around.
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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0

Postby PKMKII on Wed Oct 03, 2012 12:14 am

Rev. Rowan Redbeard wrote:Stretching a point. I didn't find on the intrawebs. I made it and posted it to the intrawebs.


I actually put it together for George Takei, and posted it to his Facebook page.
With any luck, you'll start seeing it around.
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Random fun fact: The Lions are named after the Tigers (both Detroit teams), and the Chicago Bears are named after the Chicago Cubs. A rather large number of NFL teams are directly or indirectly named after baseball teams. Takei is named after George the Sixth.
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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Wed Oct 03, 2012 4:11 pm

For any United Statesians, or anyone else interested in the US Presidential Debates:

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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0

Postby PKMKII on Wed Oct 03, 2012 4:33 pm

When do I drink if I watch a DVD of The Wire instead of the debates?
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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0

Postby daftbeaker on Wed Oct 03, 2012 5:08 pm

PKMKII wrote:When do I drink if I watch a DVD of The Wire instead of the debates?

Every time a dead body appears :idiot:
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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial on Wed Oct 03, 2012 10:24 pm

Rev. Rowan Redbeard wrote:For any United Statesians, or anyone else interested in the US Presidential Debates:

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I am barely paying attention to the debate - my wife is listening in another room. It's probably half over or so. I've already heard enough of those buzz phrases to know that if anyone is actually playing the game, they have been dead of alcohol poisoning for at least half an hour. :drinking: :drinking: :drinking: :drunk:
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Postby DavidH on Thu Oct 04, 2012 1:09 pm

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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0

Postby black bart on Fri Oct 05, 2012 8:13 am

:furious:

Not funny...I have been suffering from type 7!!!!!!
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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial on Fri Oct 05, 2012 10:19 pm

Was that chart drawn up by Bristol Palin?
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Postby DavidH on Sat Oct 06, 2012 12:04 pm

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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0

Postby DavidH on Sun Oct 07, 2012 9:43 am

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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0

Postby DavidH on Sun Oct 07, 2012 2:41 pm

black bart wrote::furious: Not funny...I have been suffering from type 7!!!!!!


But if I hadn't posted it, you wouldn't have known the precise grade. :haha:
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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0

Postby black bart on Mon Oct 08, 2012 8:25 am

Actually it could have been type 8...which is a grade worse.
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