Roy Hunter wrote:That's Aberdeen for you. He probably thought there was a sheep in there.black bart wrote:What does Roy think he's doing?
Apparently he saw a penny
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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0
by daftbeaker on Mon Oct 01, 2012 1:04 pm
Apparently he saw a penny
A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything - Friedrich Nietzsche
Ich versteh euch nicht - Till Lindemann
Ich versteh euch nicht - Till Lindemann
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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0
by black bart on Tue Oct 02, 2012 5:48 am
There is an update to Roy's story...he was looking for his Pirate Hat
Oh and his name was William...Mad Will strikes again!!!
Oh and his name was William...Mad Will strikes again!!!
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0
by Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Tue Oct 02, 2012 10:37 pm
Stretching a point. I didn't find on the intrawebs. I made it and posted it to the intrawebs.
I actually put it together for George Takei, and posted it to his Facebook page.
With any luck, you'll start seeing it around.
I actually put it together for George Takei, and posted it to his Facebook page.
With any luck, you'll start seeing it around.
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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0
by PKMKII on Wed Oct 03, 2012 12:14 am
Rev. Rowan Redbeard wrote:Stretching a point. I didn't find on the intrawebs. I made it and posted it to the intrawebs.
I actually put it together for George Takei, and posted it to his Facebook page.
With any luck, you'll start seeing it around.
Random fun fact: The Lions are named after the Tigers (both Detroit teams), and the Chicago Bears are named after the Chicago Cubs. A rather large number of NFL teams are directly or indirectly named after baseball teams. Takei is named after George the Sixth.
"How is it that hardly any major religion has looked at science and concluded, 'This is better than we thought! The Universe is much bigger than our prophets said, grander, more subtle, more elegant. God must be even greater than we dreamed'? Instead they say, 'No, no, no! My god is a little god, and I want him to stay that way.'" - Carl Sagan
"To doubt everything or to believe everything are two equally convenient solutions; both dispense with the necessity of reflection." - Henri Poincaré
"To doubt everything or to believe everything are two equally convenient solutions; both dispense with the necessity of reflection." - Henri Poincaré
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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0
by Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Wed Oct 03, 2012 4:11 pm
For any United Statesians, or anyone else interested in the US Presidential Debates:
—Captain the Reverend C.S. Rowan, Esq., Gentleman Pirate
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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0
by PKMKII on Wed Oct 03, 2012 4:33 pm
When do I drink if I watch a DVD of The Wire instead of the debates?
"How is it that hardly any major religion has looked at science and concluded, 'This is better than we thought! The Universe is much bigger than our prophets said, grander, more subtle, more elegant. God must be even greater than we dreamed'? Instead they say, 'No, no, no! My god is a little god, and I want him to stay that way.'" - Carl Sagan
"To doubt everything or to believe everything are two equally convenient solutions; both dispense with the necessity of reflection." - Henri Poincaré
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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0
by daftbeaker on Wed Oct 03, 2012 5:08 pm
PKMKII wrote:When do I drink if I watch a DVD of The Wire instead of the debates?
Every time a dead body appears
A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything - Friedrich Nietzsche
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Ich versteh euch nicht - Till Lindemann
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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0
by ET, the Extra Terrestrial on Wed Oct 03, 2012 10:24 pm
Rev. Rowan Redbeard wrote:For any United Statesians, or anyone else interested in the US Presidential Debates:
I am barely paying attention to the debate - my wife is listening in another room. It's probably half over or so. I've already heard enough of those buzz phrases to know that if anyone is actually playing the game, they have been dead of alcohol poisoning for at least half an hour.
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick
OK, now let's look at four dimensions on the blackboard.
-- Dr. Joy
English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick
OK, now let's look at four dimensions on the blackboard.
-- Dr. Joy
English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0
by black bart on Fri Oct 05, 2012 8:13 am
Not funny...I have been suffering from type 7!!!!!!
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0
by ET, the Extra Terrestrial on Fri Oct 05, 2012 10:19 pm
Was that chart drawn up by Bristol Palin?
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick
OK, now let's look at four dimensions on the blackboard.
-- Dr. Joy
English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick
OK, now let's look at four dimensions on the blackboard.
-- Dr. Joy
English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0
by DavidH on Sun Oct 07, 2012 2:41 pm
black bart wrote::furious: Not funny...I have been suffering from type 7!!!!!!
But if I hadn't posted it, you wouldn't have known the precise grade.
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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0
by black bart on Mon Oct 08, 2012 8:25 am
Actually it could have been type 8...which is a grade worse.
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