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Re: The Your Banned Game
by black bart on Mon Oct 01, 2012 7:59 am
^You're banned because you're not just 'Inu-it' you're 'Inu-everything'.
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Re: The Your Banned Game
by DavidH on Mon Oct 01, 2012 8:57 am
You're banned for knowing all 47 verses of 'Eskimo Nell'.
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Re: The Your Banned Game
by la la on Mon Oct 01, 2012 9:41 am
You're banned for subjecting the neighbours to all those loud renditions of "I'm The Only Gay Eskimo".
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Re: The Your Banned Game
by Roy Hunter on Mon Oct 01, 2012 12:57 pm
You're banned for insinuating that DavidH has neighbours.
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"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
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"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.
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Re: The Your Banned Game
by pieces o'nine on Mon Oct 01, 2012 2:13 pm
^ You're banned for not continuing the inu-endo.
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Re: The Your Banned Game
by Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Mon Oct 01, 2012 2:36 pm
You're banned for startling me and making me break my ig.
Now where did I put my ig-glue?
Now where did I put my ig-glue?
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Re: The Your Banned Game
by Ravi Oli on Mon Oct 01, 2012 4:11 pm
^ you're banned for being the only one in the village has an ig without an inside loo.
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Re: The Your Banned Game
by Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Mon Oct 01, 2012 5:06 pm
You're banned for eating the yellow snow where the huskies go.
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Re: The Your Banned Game
by black bart on Tue Oct 02, 2012 5:42 am
^You're banned for mushing the huskies just because you were late for an igloo party.
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Re: The Your Banned Game
by Roy Hunter on Tue Oct 02, 2012 8:14 am
You're banned because if we keep up this huskies-igloos-Eskimos thing, it's only a matter of time until someone mentions Sarah Palin.
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.
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"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.
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Re: The Your Banned Game
by daftbeaker on Tue Oct 02, 2012 10:29 am
You're banned for being able to see Russia from Aberdeen.
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Re: The Your Banned Game
by Roy Hunter on Tue Oct 02, 2012 11:54 am
Only if I stick my head in a dustbin. You're banned.daftbeaker wrote:You're banned for being able to see Russia from Aberdeen.
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.
unkle vanya
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.
unkle vanya
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Re: The Your Banned Game
by DavidH on Tue Oct 02, 2012 12:16 pm
You're banned for sticking your head in a place from which you can see Russia.
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Re: The Your Banned Game
by Roy Hunter on Tue Oct 02, 2012 1:03 pm
No surprise that your neighbours all 'moved away'. Banned, I say!
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.
unkle vanya
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.
unkle vanya
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Re: The Your Banned Game
by pieces o'nine on Tue Oct 02, 2012 2:01 pm
You are banned, comrade.
You betcha.
You betcha.
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