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Re: Lies!
by Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Fri Sep 28, 2012 5:37 pm
^ was the reason that the recall didn't work.
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Re: Lies!
by Roland Deschain on Sat Sep 29, 2012 8:10 am
^ often ponders the socio-economic reality behind the poor reception of his latest book, The Ethnoviability of Broccoli and its Cousins: A Study Into Rubber Mats and Vegetables.
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Re: Lies!
by Roy Hunter on Sun Sep 30, 2012 6:26 am
^ Has an amusing carrot-shaped penis.
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Re: Lies!
by black bart on Mon Oct 01, 2012 8:04 am
^has one shaped like a turnip...but only gets it out to deter his puritan relatives.
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Re: Lies!
by la la on Mon Oct 01, 2012 9:53 am
^ Locks his puritan relatives in the dungeon and keeps them on bread and water.
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Re: Lies!
by black bart on Tue Oct 02, 2012 5:44 am
^Makes a damn fine gingerbread woman
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Re: Lies!
by Almighty Doer of Stuff on Tue Oct 02, 2012 12:47 pm
^ gets the runs, runs, as fast as he can.
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Re: Lies!
by Roy Hunter on Tue Oct 02, 2012 1:10 pm
^ combined bakery and cannibalism to bring us ginger man bread.
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