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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Roland Deschain on Sat Sep 29, 2012 8:13 am

^ You're banned for not questioning reality on a regular basis, and only in relation to Bart.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Roy Hunter on Sat Sep 29, 2012 10:32 am

You're banned because Hawkwind quite clearly told you to Question the Nature of your Orders, and you haven't.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Ravi Oli on Sat Sep 29, 2012 4:12 pm

^ you're banned because your existence makes us question the order of nature.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby DavidH on Sun Sep 30, 2012 6:07 am

^ you're banned for claiming you vere only obeyink ze orders.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Ravi Oli on Sun Sep 30, 2012 6:13 am

^ you're banned because I know nuthing! Nuthing!
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Roy Hunter on Sun Sep 30, 2012 6:35 am

You are banned for playing the Nuremberg Defence when you should have had a flat back four. That leaves you the option of 4-3-3, 4-4-2 or a sweeper system.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby PKMKII on Sun Sep 30, 2012 12:09 pm

You're banned for designed the defensive strategies for the Scottish National Football team.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Roy Hunter on Sun Sep 30, 2012 3:06 pm

Scotland doesn't have a defensive strategy. That's what makes Scotland so unique. That's also why you are banned.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Sun Sep 30, 2012 3:14 pm

You're banned until you recruit another 10 forum members. We need to build this place up again.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby daftbeaker on Sun Sep 30, 2012 3:16 pm

You're banned for wanting to change things.

Roy Hunter wrote:Scotland doesn't have a defensive strategy. That's because no bugger wants to invade.

Your post, I fix it senor.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Sun Sep 30, 2012 3:31 pm

daftbeaker wrote:You're banned for wanting to change things.

Roy Hunter wrote:Scotland doesn't have a defensive strategy. That's because no bugger wants to invade.

Your post, I fix it senor.


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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby daftbeaker on Sun Sep 30, 2012 3:36 pm

I've said it before and I'll say it again, I cannot do a Spanish accent and I can't put a Spanish accent on letters. You're banned.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Sun Sep 30, 2012 3:51 pm

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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Ravi Oli on Sun Sep 30, 2012 7:11 pm

^ you're banned because that ^ is extremely offensive in Inuit throat song. Wash your mouth out with soap!
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby DavidH on Mon Oct 01, 2012 4:41 am

You're banned for mentioning that Inuit thing which may never be mentioned or your igloo melts. :shocked:
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