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Postby Ravi Oli on Fri Sep 28, 2012 5:29 pm

^ was the ingredient responsible for the recall of Batch 8675309 of Soylent Green.
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Re: Lies!

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Fri Sep 28, 2012 5:37 pm

^ was the reason that the recall didn't work.
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Postby Ravi Oli on Fri Sep 28, 2012 5:48 pm

^ starred in the sifi flop Absolutely No Recall.
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Re: Lies!

Postby Roland Deschain on Sat Sep 29, 2012 8:10 am

^ often ponders the socio-economic reality behind the poor reception of his latest book, The Ethnoviability of Broccoli and its Cousins: A Study Into Rubber Mats and Vegetables.
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Re: Lies!

Postby Ravi Oli on Sat Sep 29, 2012 4:53 pm

^'s Vegetable Erotica also achieved limited success as most prefer the pleasures of the flesh.
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Re: Lies!

Postby Roy Hunter on Sun Sep 30, 2012 6:26 am

^ Has an amusing carrot-shaped penis.
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Re: Lies!

Postby black bart on Mon Oct 01, 2012 8:04 am

^has one shaped like a turnip...but only gets it out to deter his puritan relatives.
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Re: Lies!

Postby la la on Mon Oct 01, 2012 9:53 am

^ Locks his puritan relatives in the dungeon and keeps them on bread and water.
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Re: Lies!

Postby Ravi Oli on Mon Oct 01, 2012 4:14 pm

^ locks her visitors in a cage and fattens them up on gingerbread.
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Re: Lies!

Postby black bart on Tue Oct 02, 2012 5:44 am

^Makes a damn fine gingerbread woman
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Re: Lies!

Postby Ravi Oli on Tue Oct 02, 2012 6:45 am

^ runs, runs, as fast as he can.
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Re: Lies!

Postby Almighty Doer of Stuff on Tue Oct 02, 2012 12:47 pm

^ gets the runs, runs, as fast as he can.
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Re: Lies!

Postby Roy Hunter on Tue Oct 02, 2012 1:10 pm

^ combined bakery and cannibalism to bring us ginger man bread.
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Re: Lies!

Postby pieces o'nine on Tue Oct 02, 2012 2:19 pm

^ Prefers shortbread, himself.
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Re: Lies!

Postby Ravi Oli on Tue Oct 02, 2012 4:17 pm

^ is not short... just vertically challenged.
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