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Re: Lies!

Postby black bart on Tue Sep 25, 2012 11:23 am

^Is a Bush Baby
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Re: Lies!

Postby Ravi Oli on Tue Sep 25, 2012 5:05 pm

^'s Junior School records have him marked as a Cry Baby.
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Re: Lies!

Postby Roy Hunter on Tue Sep 25, 2012 6:10 pm

^ home-schooled by dingoes.
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Re: Lies!

Postby black bart on Wed Sep 26, 2012 10:24 am

^Legends say he is the Loch Ness Monster by night.
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Re: Lies!

Postby DavidH on Wed Sep 26, 2012 10:35 am

^ Legends say his peg-leg is false.
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Re: Lies!

Postby black bart on Wed Sep 26, 2012 10:41 am

^Legends say it is unsafe to visit his castle after dark...and that he doesn't drink...wine.
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Re: Lies!

Postby pieces o'nine on Wed Sep 26, 2012 1:50 pm

^ Is a legend in his own mind.
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Re: Lies!

Postby Almighty Doer of Stuff on Wed Sep 26, 2012 4:37 pm

^ is a legend on a map.
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Re: Lies!

Postby Ravi Oli on Wed Sep 26, 2012 5:04 pm

^ had his whole life mapped out then lost his GPS device.
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Re: Lies!

Postby Roy Hunter on Wed Sep 26, 2012 6:02 pm

Some say ^ smells of linseed oil, and that he owns a complete set of Jeffrey Archer first editions.
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Re: Lies!

Postby Almighty Doer of Stuff on Wed Sep 26, 2012 8:04 pm

Some say ^ smells of cod liver oil, and that he owns a complete set of counterfeit Pokemon cards.

Ravi Oli wrote:^ had his whole life mapped out then lost his GPS device.


I suppose you could say that... :bummer:
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Re: Lies!

Postby black bart on Thu Sep 27, 2012 6:35 am

^Swears by cod liver oil...he stands next to a bottle of it and lets fly with all manner of foul oaths.
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Re: Lies!

Postby Roland Deschain on Thu Sep 27, 2012 7:17 pm

^ has a fetish involving cod liver oil, a bucket of fish 'ead stoo, and a water pistol. ^'s poor local MP never did live that one down.
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Re: Lies!

Postby Roy Hunter on Fri Sep 28, 2012 3:20 am

^ wants to make it perfectly clear that what he has said is that he has made some statements that may have been somewhat deficient in veracity, but let ^ make this point absolutely clear in the context of the 'Lies!' thread, making such comments is entirely right and proper, it's the right thing to do, and the Prime Minister has complete confidence in ^ as Junior Under-Secretary for Telling Enormous Lies to the Public.
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Re: Lies!

Postby black bart on Fri Sep 28, 2012 5:55 am

^likes mixing together yellow and blue to make pleb green.
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