This is completely true at all times of the day. Except when i'm sleeping. And when i'm eating. And working. And travelling to and from work. And watching films. Or playing games.
TPBM once spent the entire day travelling to and from work.
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Re: The Person Below Me
by Roland Deschain on Thu Sep 27, 2012 7:04 pm
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"Since Alexander Pearce escaped, over 250 people have disappeared in the Tasmanian wilderness. No remains have ever been found." - Dying Breed
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Re: The Person Below Me
by Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Thu Sep 27, 2012 8:27 pm
Since I now work at home, any time I leave, I'm going from and any time I return I'm going to. When I have errands to run, I do go to and from all day.
TPBM had had the runs while on errands.
TPBM had had the runs while on errands.
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Re: The Person Below Me
by black bart on Fri Sep 28, 2012 6:06 am
Rubbish...not since I was a small boy...I have complete control over my... 
NURSE! NURSE!
TPBM is well used to clearing up other people's mess.
NURSE! NURSE! TPBM is well used to clearing up other people's mess.
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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Re: The Person Below Me
by Ravi Oli on Fri Sep 28, 2012 5:22 pm
Well, here's another nice mess you've gotten me into Bartholomew!
TPBM was the most highly regarded voice coach of the silent film era.
TPBM was the most highly regarded voice coach of the silent film era.
Send lawyers, guns and money...
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Re: The Person Below Me
by Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Fri Sep 28, 2012 5:26 pm
The secret is emotive quietude. That's $199.95, please.
TPBM is the proud owner of a Placebo brand wrist bracelet.
TPBM is the proud owner of a Placebo brand wrist bracelet.
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Re: The Person Below Me
by Roland Deschain on Sat Sep 29, 2012 8:12 am
It was given to me as a present, but i'm not terribly sure what it's meant to do. Maybe if I close BOTH my eyes, and pick it up randomly, it'll finally work.
TPBM thinks the height of cool is owning a digital watch.
TPBM thinks the height of cool is owning a digital watch.
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Re: The Person Below Me
by Ravi Oli on Sat Sep 29, 2012 4:03 pm
The height of cool is in fact NOT owning a watch.
TPBM has done time.
TPBM has done time.
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Re: The Person Below Me
by Roy Hunter on Sun Sep 30, 2012 6:24 am
I played a gig in the Special Unit of HMP Barlinnie, if that counts? Interesting venue, very good security on the day, and the crowd were in fact very well behaved. No rider and no bar, though. Bummer.
TPBM always stipulates "No Snow: No Show".
TPBM always stipulates "No Snow: No Show".
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Re: The Person Below Me
by la la on Mon Oct 01, 2012 10:09 am
Ah, the life of a 70's muso ... Oh, wait - I wasn't even born then. Sounds like fun though.
TPBM is always the life and soul of the party.
TPBM is always the life and soul of the party.
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"And the new day was a great big fish." Terry Pratchett
"WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, IF NOT FOR THE CARE OF THE REAPER MAN?" Terry Pratchett (yes again, I'm afraid. He's my absolute favourite author)
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Re: The Person Below Me
by Ravi Oli on Tue Oct 02, 2012 6:39 am
That's me in the corner, in the spotlight, losing my religion, trying to keep a view and I don't know if I can do it. Oh no, I've said too much... I haven't said enough...
TPBM sleeps with their eyes wide open and no stages of r.e.m. sleep
TPBM sleeps with their eyes wide open and no stages of r.e.m. sleep
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Re: The Person Below Me
by pieces o'nine on Tue Oct 02, 2012 1:57 pm
I keep my eyes wide open all the time.
TPBM keep the ends out for the ties that bind.
TPBM keep the ends out for the ties that bind.
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Re: The Person Below Me
by la la on Wed Oct 03, 2012 8:12 am
I walk the line, yes indeed.
TPBM shot a man in Reno.
TPBM shot a man in Reno.
"There's a hell of a good universe next door, let's go!" e e cummings
"And the new day was a great big fish." Terry Pratchett
"WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, IF NOT FOR THE CARE OF THE REAPER MAN?" Terry Pratchett (yes again, I'm afraid. He's my absolute favourite author)
"And the new day was a great big fish." Terry Pratchett
"WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, IF NOT FOR THE CARE OF THE REAPER MAN?" Terry Pratchett (yes again, I'm afraid. He's my absolute favourite author)
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Re: The Person Below Me
by Roy Hunter on Wed Oct 03, 2012 8:22 am
Yes, but I missed. He didn't so much die as laugh at me and then call the cops.
TPBM is on the lam from the law.
TPBM is on the lam from the law.
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.
unkle vanya
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.
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Re: The Person Below Me
by Ravi Oli on Wed Oct 03, 2012 4:47 pm
Yes I fought the law and the law won... I fought the law and the law won.
TPBM always seems to escape the law on technicalities.
TPBM always seems to escape the law on technicalities.
Send lawyers, guns and money...
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Re: The Person Below Me
by Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Wed Oct 03, 2012 5:14 pm
Do you have any idea how hard it is to pedal a technicality?
TPBM runs a technicality repair shop.
TPBM runs a technicality repair shop.
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