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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby pieces o'nine on Tue Sep 25, 2012 9:31 pm

^ You're banned for teaching the goats to stare back.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Ravi Oli on Wed Sep 26, 2012 4:06 am

^ you're banned for dancing with wild abandon in the garden and cutting up the lawn with your cloven hooves.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby black bart on Wed Sep 26, 2012 10:21 am

^You're banned for thinking a 'gallup poll' involved horses
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby pieces o'nine on Wed Sep 26, 2012 1:43 pm

^ You're banned for trying to vote on the poll tax...
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby PKMKII on Wed Sep 26, 2012 3:39 pm

You're banned for taxing Poles.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby black bart on Thu Sep 27, 2012 6:38 am

^You're banned for not getting a Polish Plumber to sort out your pipes.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Roy Hunter on Thu Sep 27, 2012 7:04 am

You're banned for asking what's a Greek urn?

About €30 a day, but he doesn't pay any taxes, so the whole economy's gone up the pipe.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby black bart on Thu Sep 27, 2012 7:16 am

^You're banned because the Greeks probably invented taxation...so there!
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby DavidH on Thu Sep 27, 2012 8:19 am

^You're banned because none of them would have paid any even when they'd just invented it.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Roland Deschain on Thu Sep 27, 2012 7:11 pm

^ You're banned for historical inaccuracies.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Thu Sep 27, 2012 8:22 pm

You're banned for hysterical inadequacies.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby black bart on Fri Sep 28, 2012 6:08 am

^Banned for not having to travel to work
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Ravi Oli on Fri Sep 28, 2012 9:46 am

^ banned for trying to discover what sort of boy all play and no work makes you.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby black bart on Fri Sep 28, 2012 3:38 pm

^banned for knowing me too well
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Fri Sep 28, 2012 3:55 pm

^ You're banned because I actually have to work today. Not your fault, but you're banned because you're there, and I need someone to ban. So there!
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