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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0
by PKMKII on Thu Sep 20, 2012 5:43 pm
My brother's response to my plumbing woes:
"How is it that hardly any major religion has looked at science and concluded, 'This is better than we thought! The Universe is much bigger than our prophets said, grander, more subtle, more elegant. God must be even greater than we dreamed'? Instead they say, 'No, no, no! My god is a little god, and I want him to stay that way.'" - Carl Sagan
"To doubt everything or to believe everything are two equally convenient solutions; both dispense with the necessity of reflection." - Henri Poincaré
"To doubt everything or to believe everything are two equally convenient solutions; both dispense with the necessity of reflection." - Henri Poincaré
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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0
by Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Fri Sep 21, 2012 1:58 pm
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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0
by Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Fri Sep 21, 2012 11:24 pm
Here's another fine image brought to you by the black hole of time known as Facebook.
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"Thank you for calling Evil Incorporated. How may I misdirect your call?"
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"Thank you for calling Evil Incorporated. How may I misdirect your call?"
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The poster takes no responsibility for any offense taken where none was meant.
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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0
by ET, the Extra Terrestrial on Sun Sep 23, 2012 11:11 pm
Rev. Rowan Redbeard wrote:Here's another fine image brought to you by the black hole of time known as Facebook.
WANT.
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick
OK, now let's look at four dimensions on the blackboard.
-- Dr. Joy
English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick
OK, now let's look at four dimensions on the blackboard.
-- Dr. Joy
English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0
by black bart on Mon Sep 24, 2012 8:02 am
^Excellent...and if you go in and close the doors there is room for massive amounts of booze.
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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0
by DavidH on Mon Sep 24, 2012 9:19 am
Christian League football game abandoned after violent punch-up.
http://www.birminghammail.net/news/top-stories/2012/09/23/christian-league-football-game-abandoned-after-violent-punch-up-66331-31888177/
http://www.birminghammail.net/news/top-stories/2012/09/23/christian-league-football-game-abandoned-after-violent-punch-up-66331-31888177/
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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0
by black bart on Mon Sep 24, 2012 9:43 am
DavidH wrote:Christian League football game abandoned after violent punch-up.
http://www.birminghammail.net/news/top-stories/2012/09/23/christian-league-football-game-abandoned-after-violent-punch-up-66331-31888177/
OMG...we are going to Walktheplank's wedding on Saturday and it's likely to be a load of christians...if his Stag Night is anything to go by...I don't wanna be roughed up!
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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0
by PKMKII on Mon Sep 24, 2012 7:52 pm
This is pretty much how the season has been so far
"How is it that hardly any major religion has looked at science and concluded, 'This is better than we thought! The Universe is much bigger than our prophets said, grander, more subtle, more elegant. God must be even greater than we dreamed'? Instead they say, 'No, no, no! My god is a little god, and I want him to stay that way.'" - Carl Sagan
"To doubt everything or to believe everything are two equally convenient solutions; both dispense with the necessity of reflection." - Henri Poincaré
"To doubt everything or to believe everything are two equally convenient solutions; both dispense with the necessity of reflection." - Henri Poincaré
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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0
by pieces o'nine on Mon Sep 24, 2012 9:31 pm
DavidH wrote:Christian League football game abandoned after violent punch-up.
I would so totally visit a church with this name if it were here.Common Ground United...is linked to the Living Stones of Christ...
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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0
by PKMKII on Tue Sep 25, 2012 1:24 am
"How is it that hardly any major religion has looked at science and concluded, 'This is better than we thought! The Universe is much bigger than our prophets said, grander, more subtle, more elegant. God must be even greater than we dreamed'? Instead they say, 'No, no, no! My god is a little god, and I want him to stay that way.'" - Carl Sagan
"To doubt everything or to believe everything are two equally convenient solutions; both dispense with the necessity of reflection." - Henri Poincaré
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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0
by Roland Deschain on Thu Sep 27, 2012 9:01 pm
Rev. Rowan Redbeard wrote:Oh, goodness me! I'm still laughing!
This is excellent. Did you watch the Edward and Bella one?
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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0
by Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Thu Sep 27, 2012 11:18 pm
Roland Deschain wrote:Rev. Rowan Redbeard wrote:Oh, goodness me! I'm still laughing!
This is excellent. Did you watch the Edward and Bella one?
I didn't care for it. It wasn't random enough.
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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0
by black bart on Mon Oct 01, 2012 8:11 am
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0
by gronank on Mon Oct 01, 2012 10:55 am
black bart wrote:What does Roy think he's doing?
preferring one litter bin over another?
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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0
by Roy Hunter on Mon Oct 01, 2012 1:03 pm
That's Aberdeen for you. He probably thought there was a sheep in there.black bart wrote:What does Roy think he's doing?
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