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Re: Lies!

Postby Roy Hunter » Wed Sep 19, 2012 10:45 am

"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.

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Re: Lies!

Postby black bart » Wed Sep 19, 2012 10:55 am

^always walks at a snails pace
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Re: Lies!

Postby Ravi Oli » Wed Sep 19, 2012 5:31 pm

^ can always be found by following the slime trail.
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Re: Lies!

Postby Roy Hunter » Wed Sep 19, 2012 6:10 pm

^ was stung to death by a blue-ringed snail.
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.

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Re: Lies!

Postby pieces o'nine » Wed Sep 19, 2012 10:22 pm

^ Bob's his uncle.
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Re: Lies!

Postby black bart » Thu Sep 20, 2012 8:50 am

^'s real name is Anna Kareninininannaaaaargh!
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Re: Lies!

Postby Roy Hunter » Thu Sep 20, 2012 8:56 am

^ is really Tolstoy's second cousin on the distaff side.
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.

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Re: Lies!

Postby black bart » Thu Sep 20, 2012 8:59 am

^is as thick as War and Peace
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Re: Lies!

Postby Ravi Oli » Thu Sep 20, 2012 4:45 pm

^ went through the entire works of Tolstoy at school in hiding them down the seat of his trousers to escape his regular floggings.
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Re: Lies!

Postby black bart » Fri Sep 21, 2012 7:29 am

^ is directly descended from Fletcher Christian and Captain Bligh after they made up over a candlelit dinner in the cabin.
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Re: Lies!

Postby DavidH » Fri Sep 21, 2012 9:51 am

^ is fully conversant with the facts of reproductive biology.
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Re: Lies!

Postby Roy Hunter » Fri Sep 21, 2012 11:09 am

^ was brought by the stork.
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.

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Re: Lies!

Postby Ravi Oli » Fri Sep 21, 2012 9:53 pm

^ campaigned successfully to have the unsafe delivery capsule used by said stork banned.
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Re: Lies!

Postby black bart » Mon Sep 24, 2012 8:07 am

^babies are found under bushes..he'd stork his life on that fact.
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Re: Lies!

Postby Ravi Oli » Mon Sep 24, 2012 4:45 pm

When arrested as the local voyeur ^ claimed he was only checking the bushes for babies.
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