FSM Discussion

by **Roy Hunter** on Wed Sep 19, 2012 10:45 am

by **black bart** on Wed Sep 19, 2012 10:55 am

^always walks at a snails pace

by **Ravi Oli** on Wed Sep 19, 2012 5:31 pm

^ can always be found by following the slime trail.

by **Roy Hunter** on Wed Sep 19, 2012 6:10 pm

^ was stung to death by a blue-ringed snail.

by **pieces o'nine** on Wed Sep 19, 2012 10:22 pm

^ Bob's his uncle.
Vanya's his uncle on the other side.

by **black bart** on Thu Sep 20, 2012 8:50 am

^'s real name is Anna Kareninininannaaaaargh!

by **Roy Hunter** on Thu Sep 20, 2012 8:56 am

^ is really Tolstoy's second cousin on the distaff side.

by **black bart** on Thu Sep 20, 2012 8:59 am

^is as thick as War and Peace

by **Ravi Oli** on Thu Sep 20, 2012 4:45 pm

^ went through the entire works of Tolstoy at school in hiding them down the seat of his trousers to escape his regular floggings.

by **black bart** on Fri Sep 21, 2012 7:29 am

^ is directly descended from Fletcher Christian and Captain Bligh after they made up over a candlelit dinner in the cabin.

by **DavidH** on Fri Sep 21, 2012 9:51 am

^ is fully conversant with the facts of reproductive biology.

by **Roy Hunter** on Fri Sep 21, 2012 11:09 am

^ was brought by the stork.

by **Ravi Oli** on Fri Sep 21, 2012 9:53 pm

^ campaigned successfully to have the unsafe delivery capsule used by said stork banned.

by **black bart** on Mon Sep 24, 2012 8:07 am

^babies are found under bushes..he'd stork his life on that fact.

by **Ravi Oli** on Mon Sep 24, 2012 4:45 pm

When arrested as the local voyeur ^ claimed he was only checking the bushes for babies.

Lies!