BARRRGGGGGHHHHH HUMBUG! Twas Froiday... a day off in lieu of overtime. Spent most of it arguing with feckin insurance company in trying to cancel a policy. Finally got away fishin and dint even get a bite from a mozzie! Oi wants a refund!
I spent my Friday watching the B.O.O.M. Pirates (Brotherhood of Oceanic Mercenaries) at the local science museum! I even spread the Word of His Noodliness to those of the Brotherhood who hadn't been Touched by His Noodley Appendage.
ITLAP!!! I work in a call center, again. 98% of my calls ARGH to the elderly that can't hear us. The calls, further more, recieve NO grading/monitoring/given-damn. Basicly: $9 per hour (minamum wage: $7.25), sit on ass, be left to my own vices(mostley), like: TALK LIKE A PIRATE... everyday.
In brightest day In darkest night No ninjas shall escape my sight Let those who warrrship evil Unicorn's might beware my power Green Cannon's fire