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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0
by PKMKII on Fri Sep 07, 2012 6:43 pm
"How is it that hardly any major religion has looked at science and concluded, 'This is better than we thought! The Universe is much bigger than our prophets said, grander, more subtle, more elegant. God must be even greater than we dreamed'? Instead they say, 'No, no, no! My god is a little god, and I want him to stay that way.'" - Carl Sagan
"To doubt everything or to believe everything are two equally convenient solutions; both dispense with the necessity of reflection." - Henri Poincaré
"To doubt everything or to believe everything are two equally convenient solutions; both dispense with the necessity of reflection." - Henri Poincaré
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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0
by Roland Deschain on Sun Sep 09, 2012 10:47 am
^ 
Via Agra. Brilliant!
Via Agra. Brilliant!
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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0
by Roland Deschain on Sun Sep 09, 2012 6:20 pm
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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0
by Mad Willyum Bonney on Sun Sep 09, 2012 9:39 pm
^ 
Remembering St. John
Remembering Auntie DeeDee
Remembering times of innocence
Remembering Auntie DeeDee
Remembering times of innocence
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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0
by Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Mon Sep 10, 2012 12:08 am
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The poster takes no responsibility for any offense taken where none was meant.
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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0
by PKMKII on Sat Sep 15, 2012 11:58 am
"How is it that hardly any major religion has looked at science and concluded, 'This is better than we thought! The Universe is much bigger than our prophets said, grander, more subtle, more elegant. God must be even greater than we dreamed'? Instead they say, 'No, no, no! My god is a little god, and I want him to stay that way.'" - Carl Sagan
"To doubt everything or to believe everything are two equally convenient solutions; both dispense with the necessity of reflection." - Henri Poincaré
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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0
by PKMKII on Sun Sep 16, 2012 1:16 am
"How is it that hardly any major religion has looked at science and concluded, 'This is better than we thought! The Universe is much bigger than our prophets said, grander, more subtle, more elegant. God must be even greater than we dreamed'? Instead they say, 'No, no, no! My god is a little god, and I want him to stay that way.'" - Carl Sagan
"To doubt everything or to believe everything are two equally convenient solutions; both dispense with the necessity of reflection." - Henri Poincaré
"To doubt everything or to believe everything are two equally convenient solutions; both dispense with the necessity of reflection." - Henri Poincaré
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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0
by black bart on Mon Sep 17, 2012 6:14 am
^^
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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0
by daftbeaker on Mon Sep 17, 2012 12:48 pm
New exam system cannot possibly fail. Well, if I wasn't laughing I'd be crying 
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Ich versteh euch nicht - Till Lindemann
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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0
by black bart on Tue Sep 18, 2012 6:40 am
daftbeaker wrote:New exam system cannot possibly fail. Well, if I wasn't laughing I'd be crying
There is no way I am paying £9000 for my daughter to get a Derek!!!I think it's time I moved back to Wales.
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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0
by pieces o'nine on Tue Sep 18, 2012 3:45 pm
^ You'll just need to get her a "Dylan" or "Gwendolyn" then, look you.
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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0
by black bart on Wed Sep 19, 2012 10:59 am
What happened was the Welsh kids got all their grades marked upwards but the English kids didn't...so the future ruling, educated class of Britain will all be Welsh... 
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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0
by PKMKII on Wed Sep 19, 2012 5:56 pm
Let's see what unholy killing machine Australia has unleashed upon the world today:
"How is it that hardly any major religion has looked at science and concluded, 'This is better than we thought! The Universe is much bigger than our prophets said, grander, more subtle, more elegant. God must be even greater than we dreamed'? Instead they say, 'No, no, no! My god is a little god, and I want him to stay that way.'" - Carl Sagan
"To doubt everything or to believe everything are two equally convenient solutions; both dispense with the necessity of reflection." - Henri Poincaré
"To doubt everything or to believe everything are two equally convenient solutions; both dispense with the necessity of reflection." - Henri Poincaré
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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0
by Roy Hunter on Wed Sep 19, 2012 6:12 pm
It is full of spiders and snakes, obviously.PKMKII wrote:Let's see what unholy killing machine Australia has unleashed upon the world today:
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
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unkle vanya
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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0
by black bart on Thu Sep 20, 2012 8:58 am
Strewth...it's a Twister...Lock up up your Sister!
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