The Continuous Salty Tale

[Griffin]

....oi'd ferget me owen hed if it weren't..............

[Mad Willyum Bonney]

.... fur all thet lyun arownde an juss playne lyun bowt effree fing !
Ave oi menshund alla ...

[black bart]

...times I spent tryin ta catch meself a mermaid...but it turned out I was usin thee wrong bait...instead o Pilchards I should ave been usin...

[Mad Willyum Bonney]

... your brane ! Ow offin as oi godda sais et Bart ! Thot wuz no mermade ! Ole Thundarr thighs be lighter din a duck ! Look et wot she dun ta me ....gib me sekund ta undo me ....

[Ravi Oli]

...violyn case coz Oi needs happropryate meloncolic muzic ta recant me sad recantashun o'thee toime...

[black bart]

...when I was orphaned at thee tender age o 45 an thee onlee way I could survive on the streets o Portsmouf was ta sell my...

[la la]

... prized orrtogrrafed copy of "Salacious Salty-Seadog Sailing Songs", recorrrded by thee well-known and much feared pirate captain ...

[Mad Willyum Bonney]

...CAPIN! Oi needs thee hole shups complimint ta handel dis fing! Thee lads be roightfully ...

[Ravi Oli]

...hannoyed an'huncumfertable thart Mad Willy 'as bin hasined thee tarsk o'arrrrangin thee deck chairs an' seetin fer thee upcummin...

[Roy Hunter]

..."RMS Titanic String Quartet recital". Some re-arrangement of the deck chairs may prove essential if we are to avoid...

[Mad Willyum Bonney]

... eny moor ove me rantin' an ravin' till ...

[Roy Hunter]

...Will finally finds himself a nice girl and settles down...

[Ravi Oli]

...iffin 'e can ownly foind one who knows 'er place an' downt say much, bit loike 'is larst one, but be noice iffin she can make a gud sammich...

[black bart]

...an knows thee needs of a sea farin man what's been sailin thee seven seas for a year an a day, wiv ne'r the slightest touch of a ooman's fair hand, or thee sound of a maiden's fair voice...or...

[pieces o'nine]

...thee dread ov a "honey-do" list...