^ will never be a sailor. This is (according to rumour) because ^'s balls hang low, ^ can swing them to and fro, ^ can tie them in a knot and tie them in a bow. ^ gets a funny feeling when they're hanging from the ceiling, ^ will never be a sailor since ^'s balls hang low.
That seems to point up a significant difference between Europeans and Americans. A European says: "I can't understand this, what's wrong with me?" An American says: "I can't understand this, what's wrong with him? - Sir Terry Pratchett
The great thing about Beaker is his ability to provoke while still being decorous, or at least within acceptable rules of conduct - Qwertyuiopasd