The Continuous Salty Tale

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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby Griffin on Wed Sep 12, 2012 9:18 pm

....oi'd ferget me owen hed if it weren't..............
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby Mad Willyum Bonney on Wed Sep 12, 2012 11:44 pm

.... fur all thet lyun arownde an juss playne lyun bowt effree fing !
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby black bart on Thu Sep 13, 2012 6:40 am

...times I spent tryin ta catch meself a mermaid...but it turned out I was usin thee wrong bait...instead o Pilchards I should ave been usin...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby Mad Willyum Bonney on Thu Sep 13, 2012 7:13 am

... your brane ! Ow offin as oi godda sais et Bart ! Thot wuz no mermade ! Ole Thundarr thighs be lighter din a duck ! Look et wot she dun ta me ....gib me sekund ta undo me ....
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby Ravi Oli on Thu Sep 13, 2012 12:26 pm

...violyn case coz Oi needs happropryate meloncolic muzic ta recant me sad recantashun o'thee toime...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby black bart on Fri Sep 14, 2012 6:27 am

...when I was orphaned at thee tender age o 45 an thee onlee way I could survive on the streets o Portsmouf was ta sell my...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby la la on Fri Sep 14, 2012 6:42 am

... prized orrtogrrafed copy of "Salacious Salty-Seadog Sailing Songs", recorrrded by thee well-known and much feared pirate captain ...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby Mad Willyum Bonney on Fri Sep 14, 2012 9:02 am

...CAPIN! Oi needs thee hole shups complimint ta handel dis fing! Thee lads be roightfully ...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby Ravi Oli on Fri Sep 14, 2012 6:16 pm

...hannoyed an'huncumfertable thart Mad Willy 'as bin hasined thee tarsk o'arrrrangin thee deck chairs an' seetin fer thee upcummin...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby Roy Hunter on Fri Sep 14, 2012 7:24 pm

..."RMS Titanic String Quartet recital". Some re-arrangement of the deck chairs may prove essential if we are to avoid...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby Mad Willyum Bonney on Sat Sep 15, 2012 1:58 am

... eny moor ove me rantin' an ravin' till ...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby Roy Hunter on Sat Sep 15, 2012 6:01 am

...Will finally finds himself a nice girl and settles down...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby Ravi Oli on Sat Sep 15, 2012 5:37 pm

...iffin 'e can ownly foind one who knows 'er place an' downt say much, bit loike 'is larst one, but be noice iffin she can make a gud sammich...

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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby black bart on Mon Sep 17, 2012 5:26 am

...an knows thee needs of a sea farin man what's been sailin thee seven seas for a year an a day, wiv ne'r the slightest touch of a ooman's fair hand, or thee sound of a maiden's fair voice...or...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby pieces o'nine on Mon Sep 17, 2012 2:51 pm

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