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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Roy Hunter on Wed Sep 12, 2012 4:50 pm

I was just trying to explain the moment of inertia to a young lady, and I didn't have anything else that long to hand. Cops these days have no imagination, education is a wonderful thing...

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby black bart on Thu Sep 13, 2012 6:55 am

Actually quite the opposite...if I return to St Lucia West Indies one more time they have to plant a tree in my honour.

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby la la on Fri Sep 14, 2012 8:03 am

Yeah, so they tell me. Just because I shouted "Stop the car! Look at that!" the other day when we were doing 120km/h down the main road, when I saw this amazing tree in one of the parks, it must have been two hundred years old! And it had the most incredible root system, and its trunk - oh, right. Sorry...

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Mad Willyum Bonney on Fri Sep 14, 2012 4:50 pm

Ye be finkin ove ole Planky !
Oi juss been nown ta rant .
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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Roy Hunter on Fri Sep 14, 2012 5:19 pm

TPAM forgot the rules of the game.

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Ravi Oli on Fri Sep 14, 2012 5:40 pm

Greed, for lack of a better word, is good. Greed is right. Greed works. Greed clarifies, cuts through, and captures, the essence of the evolutionary spirit. Greed, in all of its forms; greed for life, for money, for love, knowledge, has marked the upward surge of mankind and greed, you mark my words, will not only save Teldar Paper, but that other malfunctioning corporation called the U.S.A.

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby la la on Sat Sep 15, 2012 3:28 am

Not only knows who John Galt is, but sometimes wishes John Galt was a real person even more than she wishes Christian Grey was a real person.

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Sat Sep 15, 2012 11:31 am

I used to know which way was Bottoms Up.

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Ravi Oli on Sat Sep 15, 2012 5:50 pm

Not since my last prostate check. Now THERE was a doctor who loved his work!

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby black bart on Mon Sep 17, 2012 6:36 am

Arr well me teeth be falsetto, me leg, me hand, me eye...

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Ravi Oli on Fri Sep 21, 2012 10:03 pm

There's this Aussie, a Scotsman and a Welchman go into a bar........ What do you mean "You've heard it"?

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Fri Sep 21, 2012 10:18 pm

Greetings and welcome, ladies and gentlemen. As you can see, I have nothing up my sleeves. Now, with a wave of my magic wand, all your clothes will disappear!

Huh, look at that ado. And all over nothing.


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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Mad Willyum Bonney on Sun Sep 23, 2012 9:34 pm

Well , uh , I just add a little color to the grey about the temples , and only during a break in the play .

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Ravi Oli on Mon Sep 24, 2012 4:12 am

"Y'know I'm pretty good at poetry." proudly proclaimed Black Bart
And he often shares fine samples of his syncopated rhymes
"Til a Vogon hearing his recital said "Now that's what I call art."
The chance of him ever rhyming again is an infinite improbability.

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby black bart on Mon Sep 24, 2012 8:01 am

I have been to 'Milliways' and watched the end of the universe...and as I sat there watching the end of everything I began to think: "What the hell shall I have for pudding?"

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