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Re: Lies!
by black bart on Wed Sep 12, 2012 5:55 am
^'s pants are heavy, ^'s boots are tight, ^'s gonads are swinging from left to right (altogether now).
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Re: Lies!
by daftbeaker on Wed Sep 12, 2012 12:26 pm
^ will never be a sailor. This is (according to rumour) because ^'s balls hang low, ^ can swing them to and fro, ^ can tie them in a knot and tie them in a bow. ^ gets a funny feeling when they're hanging from the ceiling, ^ will never be a sailor since ^'s balls hang low.
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Re: Lies!
by black bart on Thu Sep 13, 2012 6:57 am
^he'll be coming round the mountain when he comes, he'll be coming round the mountain when he comes, he'll be coming round the mountain, coming round the mountain, coming round the mountain when he comes.
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Re: Lies!
by Roy Hunter on Thu Sep 13, 2012 4:53 pm
^'s singing "ARRROOO!!!!! Werewolves of London ARRROOO!!!"
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
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"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.
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Re: Lies!
by Ravi Oli on Thu Sep 13, 2012 5:07 pm
^'s singing "But I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo.
What the hell am I doing here?
I don't belong here."
^ should have said I'm NOT singing...
What the hell am I doing here?
I don't belong here."
^ should have said I'm NOT singing...
Send lawyers, guns and money...
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Re: Lies!
by Roland Deschain on Thu Sep 13, 2012 6:11 pm
^ wants to tell you a story, about a little man, if he can. A gnome named Grimble Crumble. And little gnomes stay in their homes. Eating, sleeping, drinking their wine.
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Re: Lies!
by black bart on Fri Sep 14, 2012 5:22 am
^still reads batman*
*An obscure and very old David Bowie lyric referring to one 'Uncle Arthur' which I remember from my youth. Little did I know it was predicting what everyone would be doing in the future.
*An obscure and very old David Bowie lyric referring to one 'Uncle Arthur' which I remember from my youth. Little did I know it was predicting what everyone would be doing in the future.
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Re: Lies!
by Roy Hunter on Fri Sep 14, 2012 5:37 am
^is the inspiration for Uncle Ernie in Tommy.
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.
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"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.
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Re: Lies!
by black bart on Fri Sep 14, 2012 6:52 am
^wears his pants on the outside like a droog
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Re: Lies!
by Roy Hunter on Fri Sep 14, 2012 7:27 pm
^ wears orthopaedic shoes. And orthopaedic gloves.
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.
unkle vanya
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.
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Re: Lies!
by black bart on Mon Sep 17, 2012 6:30 am
^I have looked through the sexual offenders register and I can't find him anywhere.
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Re: Lies!
by TwistedSister on Wed Sep 19, 2012 10:38 am
black bart wrote:^I have looked through the sexual offenders register and I can't find him anywhere.
^ wasn't surprised to find his name listed twice.
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