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The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE
by Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Wed Aug 29, 2012 12:23 am
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE
by Nef Yoo BlackBeard on Wed Aug 29, 2012 1:53 am
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE
by tupcmx on Wed Aug 29, 2012 11:33 am
Hi, my name is Jorge and I'm Mexican, in my country the Catolic religion is dominant, influences in politics, education and in every aspect of society.
Now I live in Colombia and is even worst but with Pentecostal Christians, people come to give their money to the scammers pastors.
FSM Forgive them they don't know what they do
Now I live in Colombia and is even worst but with Pentecostal Christians, people come to give their money to the scammers pastors.
FSM Forgive them they don't know what they do
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE
by john1million on Sat Sep 01, 2012 8:38 am
Hi people,
I hope you have room for one more in here?
Also, is there is a recipe for a delicious bolognese sauce around here so I can ingest all His spaghetti loveliness?
I hope you have room for one more in here?
Also, is there is a recipe for a delicious bolognese sauce around here so I can ingest all His spaghetti loveliness?
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE
by DavidH on Sat Sep 01, 2012 3:42 pm
Greetings, john1million! Welcome aboard, matey. Draw yer cutlass from thee bosun's store, then down to the maindeck. It's your turn in the barrel. 
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE
by pattio on Sun Sep 02, 2012 3:38 am
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE
by Roy Hunter on Sun Sep 02, 2012 7:15 pm
Welcome Pattio! Love your furniture.
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
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"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE
by Tigger_the_Wing on Mon Sep 03, 2012 11:32 pm
Ahoy all ye nooooo crooooo! 
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE
by wite_lance on Sat Sep 08, 2012 11:54 am
Ahoy fellow mateys,
I've been a pastafarian for a few years now, since discovering it incidentally while debunking some myths. Having been a skeptic for a long time it took me a while to realize that odd feeling I experienced reading up on his noodliness was his appendage reaching out and jiggling my insides clamoring for recognition. Having recognized and felt his delicious embrace I now live in the blessed shower of his sauce in Taos, New Mexico where I work in Customer Service alternatively managing operations at a call center, or participating as an agent in a call center, depending on which month it is and the mood of my boss.
I look forward to more fully researching and understanding his guidance by participating in this forum.
Until then...
"I most humbly thank Thee, oh Noodly Appendaged One, for Touching me with the mental capacity to adapt the mythologies of This Universe to aid and comfort me here, until that day I am able to join together with my Pastafarian Brothers and Sisters at the foot of the Beer Volcano, and enumerate my specifications at the Stripper Factory, so that happiness and contentedness and good cheer be present for all, forever and forever. RAmen"
I've been a pastafarian for a few years now, since discovering it incidentally while debunking some myths. Having been a skeptic for a long time it took me a while to realize that odd feeling I experienced reading up on his noodliness was his appendage reaching out and jiggling my insides clamoring for recognition. Having recognized and felt his delicious embrace I now live in the blessed shower of his sauce in Taos, New Mexico where I work in Customer Service alternatively managing operations at a call center, or participating as an agent in a call center, depending on which month it is and the mood of my boss.
I look forward to more fully researching and understanding his guidance by participating in this forum.
Until then...
"I most humbly thank Thee, oh Noodly Appendaged One, for Touching me with the mental capacity to adapt the mythologies of This Universe to aid and comfort me here, until that day I am able to join together with my Pastafarian Brothers and Sisters at the foot of the Beer Volcano, and enumerate my specifications at the Stripper Factory, so that happiness and contentedness and good cheer be present for all, forever and forever. RAmen"
Let’s go invent tomorrow rather than worrying about what happened yesterday. Steve Jobs — D5 Conference: All Things Digital, May 30, 2007
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE
by Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Sat Sep 08, 2012 11:06 pm
Greetings and Salutations. Welcome to the forum.
Pasta be upon you.
Pasta be upon you.
—Captain the Reverend C.S. Rowan, Esq., Gentleman Pirate
"Thank you for calling Evil Incorporated. How may I misdirect your call?"
By reading this post, you agree that you are solely responsible for your reaction to it.
The poster takes no responsibility for any offense taken where none was meant.
"Thank you for calling Evil Incorporated. How may I misdirect your call?"
By reading this post, you agree that you are solely responsible for your reaction to it.
The poster takes no responsibility for any offense taken where none was meant.
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE
by Roland Deschain on Sun Sep 09, 2012 9:42 am
and pesto be upon you, oh new converts. May you be touched (either appropriately or inappropriately dependant upon your preference) by His Noodly Appendage, and may you forever be in sauce with Him. RAmen.Roland Deschain - Half prophet, half gunslinger, all Pastafarian!
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"Since Alexander Pearce escaped, over 250 people have disappeared in the Tasmanian wilderness. No remains have ever been found." - Dying Breed
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE
by jaredyeeaahh on Mon Sep 10, 2012 8:17 pm
Yar! Been following the FSM for a while but never registered here till now. Glad to be aboard :)
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE
by Roland Deschain on Tue Sep 11, 2012 10:12 am
aboard, me matey! Batten down thee hatches, and splice thee main brace. Yaaarrrrrggghhhh!Roland Deschain - Half prophet, half gunslinger, all Pastafarian!
"Since Alexander Pearce escaped, over 250 people have disappeared in the Tasmanian wilderness. No remains have ever been found." - Dying Breed
"Since Alexander Pearce escaped, over 250 people have disappeared in the Tasmanian wilderness. No remains have ever been found." - Dying Breed
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE
by Katherloff on Tue Sep 11, 2012 3:30 pm
Hello? I don't even know if this is how I do this... I'm new to both forums and The Church of The Flying Spaghetti Monster... So yeah. Hi! I'm Katherine and I'm from England!!!! YAY!!!! 
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE
by àLaCapri on Thu Sep 13, 2012 9:29 pm
hi.
I'm a pastafarian for about a year, but never got until the forum until now.
I'm in search of some ethical guidance in these unruly times:
Is it ok to serve overly cooked spaghetti at a non-believer and a mocker? Or can I top her bolognese with bad parmesan and would that be considered as biological warfare?
I'm not talking 'bout Jihad or a bolognese throwing Intifada (should be fun, though), but just this one mocker and non-believer that happens to be my x-wife.
Btw, she is living proof of unintelligent design, . She was great when I first met her, but unfortunately she evolved into a really stupid cow.
Pasta Power!
I'm a pastafarian for about a year, but never got until the forum until now.
I'm in search of some ethical guidance in these unruly times:
Is it ok to serve overly cooked spaghetti at a non-believer and a mocker? Or can I top her bolognese with bad parmesan and would that be considered as biological warfare?
I'm not talking 'bout Jihad or a bolognese throwing Intifada (should be fun, though), but just this one mocker and non-believer that happens to be my x-wife.
Btw, she is living proof of unintelligent design, . She was great when I first met her, but unfortunately she evolved into a really stupid cow.
Pasta Power!
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