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Re: Lies!

Postby black bart » Wed Sep 12, 2012 5:55 am

^'s pants are heavy, ^'s boots are tight, ^'s gonads are swinging from left to right (altogether now).
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Re: Lies!

Postby daftbeaker » Wed Sep 12, 2012 12:26 pm

^ will never be a sailor. This is (according to rumour) because ^'s balls hang low, ^ can swing them to and fro, ^ can tie them in a knot and tie them in a bow. ^ gets a funny feeling when they're hanging from the ceiling, ^ will never be a sailor since ^'s balls hang low.
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Re: Lies!

Postby black bart » Thu Sep 13, 2012 6:57 am

^he'll be coming round the mountain when he comes, he'll be coming round the mountain when he comes, he'll be coming round the mountain, coming round the mountain, coming round the mountain when he comes.
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Re: Lies!

Postby Ravi Oli » Thu Sep 13, 2012 12:35 pm

^'s singing aye yi yippie yippie yi.
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Re: Lies!

Postby Roy Hunter » Thu Sep 13, 2012 4:53 pm

^'s singing "ARRROOO!!!!! Werewolves of London ARRROOO!!!"
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Re: Lies!

Postby Ravi Oli » Thu Sep 13, 2012 5:07 pm

^'s singing "But I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo.
What the hell am I doing here?
I don't belong here."

^ should have said I'm NOT singing... :idiot:
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Re: Lies!

Postby Roland Deschain » Thu Sep 13, 2012 6:11 pm

^ wants to tell you a story, about a little man, if he can. A gnome named Grimble Crumble. And little gnomes stay in their homes. Eating, sleeping, drinking their wine.
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Re: Lies!

Postby black bart » Fri Sep 14, 2012 5:22 am

^still reads batman*


*An obscure and very old David Bowie lyric referring to one 'Uncle Arthur' which I remember from my youth. Little did I know it was predicting what everyone would be doing in the future.
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Re: Lies!

Postby Roy Hunter » Fri Sep 14, 2012 5:37 am

^is the inspiration for Uncle Ernie in Tommy.
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
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Re: Lies!

Postby black bart » Fri Sep 14, 2012 6:52 am

^wears his pants on the outside like a droog
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Re: Lies!

Postby Ravi Oli » Fri Sep 14, 2012 6:18 pm

^ drags his knuckles along the ground as he walks.
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Re: Lies!

Postby Roy Hunter » Fri Sep 14, 2012 7:27 pm

^ wears orthopaedic shoes. And orthopaedic gloves.
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
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Re: Lies!

Postby Ravi Oli » Sat Sep 15, 2012 6:34 pm

^'s hands are listed as offensive weapons with the sexual offenders register.
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Re: Lies!

Postby black bart » Mon Sep 17, 2012 6:30 am

^I have looked through the sexual offenders register and I can't find him anywhere.
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Re: Lies!

Postby TwistedSister » Wed Sep 19, 2012 10:38 am

black bart wrote:^I have looked through the sexual offenders register and I can't find him anywhere.


^ wasn't surprised to find his name listed twice. :moon:
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