^ will never be a sailor. This is (according to rumour) because ^'s balls hang low, ^ can swing them to and fro, ^ can tie them in a knot and tie them in a bow. ^ gets a funny feeling when they're hanging from the ceiling, ^ will never be a sailor since ^'s balls hang low.
Don't let the mechanics of beer trick you into thinking you are some kind of warrior, eating barbed wire on the wave of violent disorder. Three words: cage, wheel, hamster - Jason Williamson
I would rather be a rising ape than a falling angel - Sir Terry Pratchett