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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Mad Willyum Bonney on Tue Sep 04, 2012 8:42 pm

It alleviates my constipation .

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Roy Hunter on Wed Sep 05, 2012 4:41 am

Ebony and ivory,
Live together in perfect harmony,
Side by side in my shed full of contraband,
Fus pose. rrrrrrrrrrr

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Roland Deschain on Wed Sep 05, 2012 5:57 am

It was a bit of a shock, to tell the truth, but then I realised i'd slept on my arm.

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Roy Hunter on Wed Sep 05, 2012 7:34 am

You're just out to get me because I am merely Napoleon.

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Mad Willyum Bonney on Wed Sep 05, 2012 1:29 pm

True , but been there , done that , have been banned .

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby black bart on Tue Sep 11, 2012 10:22 am

Well yes...it IS in Swansea...or is it the DVLC I am thinking of.

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Roy Hunter on Tue Sep 11, 2012 5:27 pm

Passed my motorbike test on the first attempt. Drove off to my lock-up garage on my Kawasaki KH125 with L plates on it, parked it in the garage, started up the Kawasaki Z650, took it out for a drive and promptly fell off it.

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Roland Deschain on Tue Sep 11, 2012 5:56 pm

We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong Il is an asshole. Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes. I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us fuck this asshole, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit!

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Mad Willyum Bonney on Tue Sep 11, 2012 6:12 pm

^ :lol:

Oi be a Willy


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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby pieces o'nine on Tue Sep 11, 2012 10:06 pm

^ Is not going to trick me into a "giving us the willies" joke.


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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Tue Sep 11, 2012 11:33 pm

I know that proper capitalization is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse, and helping your uncle jack off a horse.

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Ravi Oli on Wed Sep 12, 2012 3:37 am

:lol: Roland... no strings attached there. ^ RRR I seen 'em do that on tv!

I know Jack and Jim Beam as well and shared the odd Wild Turkey with them.

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby black bart on Wed Sep 12, 2012 5:48 am

Indeed there is...over to you Roy

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If you're not don't worry, just put on a Scottish accent, talk all scientific, mention valves and no one will be the wiser.
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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby daftbeaker on Wed Sep 12, 2012 12:23 pm

Och aye the noo. Bourbon is a waste of good charcoal that could be used for barbeques and scotch is a type of egg.

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Ravi Oli on Wed Sep 12, 2012 3:55 pm

I don't believe ^ is Roy because he didn't mention valves or talk scientific enough.

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