I never got my dog "Ernie" neutered...couldn't bring myself do it...
He was a pain in arse (quite literally where female dogs were concerned no matter what size or shape) throughout his life! At least he never tried to shag the cat!
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Re: Our Animals
by black bart on Wed Aug 08, 2012 8:29 am
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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Re: Our Animals
by TwistedSister on Thu Aug 16, 2012 10:14 am
I, for one, am grateful for that Bart. 
Tig, sorry you are are down to just Katie now. Maybe some more fur-babies are in your future??
Roy, so looking forward to seeing what your wife picks out as a companion for Milo.
Tig, sorry you are are down to just Katie now. Maybe some more fur-babies are in your future??
Roy, so looking forward to seeing what your wife picks out as a companion for Milo.
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Re: Our Animals
by Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Tue Aug 28, 2012 1:58 am
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Re: Our Animals
by ET, the Extra Terrestrial on Wed Aug 29, 2012 12:59 am
Today I relocated the biggest snapper I've ever seen in the wild from a very busy stretch of road down to a quiet bog. (S)he weighed at least 40 pounds, and had a head bigger than my fist. Photos in the next few days if I can find time to download them at work (this computer can't handle it).
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Re: Our Animals
by black bart on Mon Sep 10, 2012 6:17 am
I 'high fived' a tarantula on saturday.
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Re: Our Animals
by DavidH on Mon Sep 10, 2012 7:49 am
Bart wrote:I 'high fived' a tarantula on saturday.
As long as you didn't shag it, you're probably OK. The main symptom of Tarantula bites is death - if you get that, you did get bitten.
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Re: Our Animals
by black bart on Mon Sep 10, 2012 8:19 am
It was a very cute Mexican Tarantula but my feelings were purely platonic.
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Re: Our Animals
by Almighty Doer of Stuff on Mon Sep 10, 2012 7:55 pm
DavidH wrote:The main symptom of Tarantula bites is death - if you get that, you did get bitten.
Wikipedia wrote:Most tarantulas are harmless to humans, and some species are popular in the exotic pet trade. All tarantulas are venomous, but only some species have venom that, while not known to have ever produced human fatalities, can produce extreme discomfort over a period of several days.
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Re: Our Animals
by Mad Willyum Bonney on Tue Sep 11, 2012 3:40 am
Shup's catte wount git offin me pillow , been tharr fur thee hole wach an 5 bells inta this wun ! Oi wants et !
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Re: Our Animals
by Roland Deschain on Tue Sep 11, 2012 10:00 am
I hope you got a photo of you hi-fiving the tarantula, Bart, although I can't help but feel that Mr Spider was displeased that you couldn't give him a hi-eight. 
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Re: Our Animals
by black bart on Tue Sep 11, 2012 10:18 am
Roland Deschain wrote:I hope you got a photo of you hi-fiving the tarantula, Bart, although I can't help but feel that Mr Spider was displeased that you couldn't give him a hi-eight.
There may be a photo...I can't remember if we took one or not it was so exciting. Then there was a scorpion and a stick insect as well!
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Re: Our Animals
by Roland Deschain on Tue Sep 11, 2012 10:30 am
I love stick insects and scorpions. Never held the latter, but I have the former. They're really weird.
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Re: Our Animals
by ET, the Extra Terrestrial on Tue Sep 11, 2012 10:35 pm
The cats found another mouse in the kitchen this evening. I was able to rescue him before any significant mayhem was done, and release him out in the barn. Hopefully he's clever enough to stay out there.
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-- Philip K Dick
OK, now let's look at four dimensions on the blackboard.
-- Dr. Joy
English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick
OK, now let's look at four dimensions on the blackboard.
-- Dr. Joy
English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
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Re: Our Animals
by Mad Willyum Bonney on Wed Sep 12, 2012 2:12 am
cat will not share the pillow.
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Re: Our Animals
by ET, the Extra Terrestrial on Wed Sep 12, 2012 8:57 pm
I recommend using the cat as a pillow-enhancer. She'll move soon enough.
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick
OK, now let's look at four dimensions on the blackboard.
-- Dr. Joy
English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick
OK, now let's look at four dimensions on the blackboard.
-- Dr. Joy
English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
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