The Continuous Salty Tale

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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby Mad Willyum Bonney » Thu Sep 06, 2012 8:33 pm

... sarrdine can full ...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby Roland Deschain » Sun Sep 09, 2012 11:18 am

...o' grapes, which were peeled by thee thesbians of Thespa...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby Ravi Oli » Sun Sep 09, 2012 5:08 pm

...who legend 'as it suffa an impeddyment on proper sayin ov thar L's an' Ethes...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby black bart » Mon Sep 10, 2012 6:00 am

...and there is no way they could hever say:

"She sells sea shells on thee sea shore" before you could try on their comfortable shoes, which by the way doesn't in any way mean that they are...
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.

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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby Mad Willyum Bonney » Mon Sep 10, 2012 3:11 pm

...vile , narrsty , lyin , naggin , slovenlee , smellee , poxee, theeffin , purfiddyus, noice tale tho , wee bit a cellyoolite butt ye kan overlook et , sorta mer...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby Ravi Oli » Mon Sep 10, 2012 5:02 pm

...made in happearence. Ye no Oi've oft ponder'd thee hattracshun o'mermades. Oi meen 'ow do thay reprodooce or em Oi missin sumthin? Do ye swim wiv them 'til thar eggs be lade then...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby Mad Willyum Bonney » Mon Sep 10, 2012 10:36 pm

... sais ta yerseff , " wot en blazes is oi doon wiff dis fing !?"
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby Ravi Oli » Tue Sep 11, 2012 3:19 am

...oar in Mermade "Yiii eee eeyi yeee EEE yieeee."....
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby Mad Willyum Bonney » Tue Sep 11, 2012 3:35 am

... thots wot oi herd , but thot be no mermade ! Thot fing has a doll wiff summ ove ole tea shoit ana sum ove me harr ! Muss be a spell booke ove hers oi be reqwuerd ta burn an din oi ...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby black bart » Tue Sep 11, 2012 6:17 am

...suddenlee woke up...it had all been a dream...I was tucked up in bed and me mum came in with a steaming ...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby DaveL » Tue Sep 11, 2012 6:36 am

...visit from the Porstmouth Patent Office...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby Roland Deschain » Tue Sep 11, 2012 9:49 am

...oo were not lookin' 'appy at me latest free 'undred happlications fer variations on thee wheel, thee poirate ship, thee 'ouse, thee brothel, an'...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby Ravi Oli » Tue Sep 11, 2012 5:07 pm

...wert partickly peed at thee loive velociraptor Oi sent 'em wiv thee jurrasik park kloning teknolergy happlicashun...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby black bart » Wed Sep 12, 2012 6:17 am

..which, in thee wrong hands, could cause...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby Mad Willyum Bonney » Wed Sep 12, 2012 2:06 pm

... her way to the Benbow affer puttin a smile on all thee sailors faces. She .loikely has dem coming an goin an comin again., coverd wiff seamen in no tyme . Oi memmers wen she went fur coke an rum ... oi meens rum an coke an then coke an rum an vodka an ....
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