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Re: Lies!

Postby daftbeaker » Wed Sep 05, 2012 5:04 pm

^ has no idea what 'Ausfahrt' means but laughs every time he sees it.
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Re: Lies!

Postby black bart » Fri Sep 07, 2012 7:15 am

^has driven down Germany's Autobahns without laughing once or putting his Kraftwerk CD on.
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Re: Lies!

Postby Roland Deschain » Sun Sep 09, 2012 10:57 am

^ regularly plays Rammstein when enjoying a romantic evening alone with himself.
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Re: Lies!

Postby Ravi Oli » Sun Sep 09, 2012 4:28 pm

Du ^
du hasst
du hasst mich
du hast mich gefragt
du hast mich gefragt, und ich hab nichts gesagt
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Re: Lies!

Postby Roland Deschain » Sun Sep 09, 2012 6:22 pm

^ ist ein schweinehund.
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Re: Lies!

Postby daftbeaker » Sun Sep 09, 2012 7:25 pm

Du bist ein dummkopf.
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Re: Lies!

Postby Ravi Oli » Sun Sep 09, 2012 11:42 pm

^ coined the phrase "all roads lead to Ausfahrt" but didn't once take an exit to test his theory.
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Re: Lies!

Postby black bart » Mon Sep 10, 2012 6:03 am

^thought the Nuremberg Rally would be won by Lewis Hamilton.
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Re: Lies!

Postby DavidH » Mon Sep 10, 2012 7:54 am

^ reaches for his revolver when he hears the word 'culture'.
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Re: Lies!

Postby Ravi Oli » Mon Sep 10, 2012 4:27 pm

^ is the karma karma karma karma, karma chameleon Boy George sang about.
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Re: Lies!

Postby pieces o'nine » Mon Sep 10, 2012 8:00 pm

^ is more of a karma gecko.
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Re: Lies!

Postby black bart » Tue Sep 11, 2012 5:53 am

^Took the name El Gecko during the restoration of the Venezuelan Republic due to her reputation of being 'caracas'.
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Re: Lies!

Postby Roland Deschain » Tue Sep 11, 2012 9:50 am

^ once caracased all the way to Peru whilst juggling 4 life-size cars.
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Re: Lies!

Postby Ravi Oli » Tue Sep 11, 2012 4:49 pm

^ is known as Che Gaucho for letting his rocks hang free.
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Re: Lies!

Postby Roy Hunter » Tue Sep 11, 2012 5:44 pm

^ throws them over his shoulder like a regimental soldier.
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