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Postby AFTERGLOW on Mon Aug 27, 2012 3:16 pm

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Postby AFTERGLOW on Wed Aug 29, 2012 1:37 am

"Jesus is watching you."

A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables, and when he picked up a CD player to place in his sack, a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark saying,

"Jesus is watching you."

He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight out, and froze. When he heard nothing more after a bit, he shook his head, promised himself a vacation after the next big score, then clicked the light on and began searching for more valuables.

Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear a bell he heard, "Jesus is watching you."

Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flash light beam came to rest on a parrot.

"Did you say that?" he hissed at the parrot.

"Yep," the parrot said, then squawked, "I’m just trying to warn you."

The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?"

"Moses," replied the bird.

"Moses?" he laughed. "What kind of people would name a bird Moses?"

"The kind of people that would name a Rottweiler Jesus."
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Postby AFTERGLOW on Fri Aug 31, 2012 12:29 am

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Postby PKMKII on Sat Sep 01, 2012 5:50 pm

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Postby AFTERGLOW on Mon Sep 03, 2012 1:49 am

“In his speech, Mitt Romney reached out to women, he reached out to blacks, he reached out to Latinos. No one reached back.” –David Letterman
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Postby PKMKII on Fri Sep 07, 2012 6:46 pm

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Postby AFTERGLOW on Fri Sep 07, 2012 9:17 pm

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Re: Cartoon Of The Day...

Postby Roland Deschain on Sun Sep 09, 2012 10:29 am

Some great chuckles there, Afterglow. :haha:
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