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Re: Sports

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial on Sat Sep 01, 2012 2:16 am

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black bart wrote:Don't be too hard on me I was only guessing. :cry:


Wasn't being critical, just curious as to how you would know of Shea.

We have a friend named Shea. Does that count?
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Re: Sports

Postby black bart on Mon Sep 03, 2012 8:00 am

^

Oh really and I suppose you know someone called Madison as well. :haha:
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Re: Sports

Postby Almighty Doer of Stuff on Mon Sep 03, 2012 10:34 am

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Re: Sports

Postby black bart on Mon Sep 10, 2012 8:22 am

Lewis Hamilton won the Italian Grand Prix...well done Lewis, first Brit to win it since David Coulthard in 1997.
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Re: Sports

Postby PKMKII on Mon Sep 10, 2012 9:16 pm

U.S. Open roundup:

Serena Williams won her 4th US Open title. In celebration, she crushed Victoria Azarenka's skull between her meaty thighs.

Andy Murray won his first ever Grand Slam title. Today, Murray is 99% British.
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Re: Sports

Postby black bart on Tue Sep 11, 2012 5:32 am

PKMKII wrote:U.S. Open roundup:

Serena Williams won her 4th US Open title. In celebration, she crushed Victoria Azarenka's skull between her meaty thighs.

Andy Murray won his first ever Grand Slam title. Today, Murray is 99% British.


:lol: Well done Murray...the other 1% Welsh?

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Roy isn't around at the moment so we can say what we like.
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Re: Sports

Postby DavidH on Tue Sep 11, 2012 5:39 am

There is a well-established convention that Murray is British when he wins and Scottish when he loses. :haha:
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Re: Sports

Postby black bart on Tue Sep 11, 2012 6:04 am

He just needs to win Wimbledon to achieve complete Britishness and enjoy a personal serenade from Sir Cliff Richard.
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Re: Sports

Postby PKMKII on Tue Sep 11, 2012 10:52 am

Daily Mash: Murray vows to drive the English out of Scotland

“There is one true monarch of Scotland – the rightful king Sean Connery. With the English fled or dismembered and Sean on the throne, we may set about building a strong, free, golf and tennis-based country.”
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Re: Sports

Postby Roy Hunter on Tue Sep 11, 2012 5:33 pm

Scotland football team is English. At least as far as I am concerned they are...
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Re: Sports

Postby black bart on Wed Sep 12, 2012 5:33 am

^^ :lol: Braveracket!

^At least they're not Welsh...6-1 to Serbia! :cry:
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Re: Sports

Postby PKMKII on Wed Sep 12, 2012 3:35 pm

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Re: Sports

Postby pieces o'nine on Thu Sep 13, 2012 12:14 am

Roy Hunter wrote:[link]Scotland football team is English.[/link] At least as far as I am concerned they are...

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What horrible sports injury afflicted that arm! :shocked:
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Re: Sports

Postby black bart on Tue Sep 18, 2012 6:49 am

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My brain hurts...I wonder who's gonna win the Scottish Premiership this year?

Rangers?

No...

Er...
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Re: Sports

Postby Roy Hunter on Tue Sep 18, 2012 7:52 am

With Celtic currently in 5th position, it could be anyone...
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