PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby black bart on Wed Aug 29, 2012 6:54 am

Ravi Oli wrote:
black bart wrote:Be it just a coinkedense that thee Turkish words for 'goodbye' be Goolley Goolley (Gule Gule)?

Maaaaaate! Oi 'ope tharts nawt ta do with ye callin yer 'nads be thart name! Did ye misstaykenly soign up as younick to thee Sultan's 'arem?


As far as I knows matey...they be still in thee right place an if ye needs a witness ye can call on thee Turkish maid wot came into me room hunhexpected loik. :blush:
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby DavidH on Fri Aug 31, 2012 5:22 am

Was it this one?

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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby black bart on Fri Aug 31, 2012 5:55 am

^ :lol:

er...I think it was her daughter Fatima.
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby black bart on Fri Aug 31, 2012 12:36 pm

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Me gyant tankard wot was sent accross thee oshun deep by Mad Willyum Bonny!

Ye can get an whole bottle o Captain's deleight in it!
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby DavidH on Fri Aug 31, 2012 1:29 pm

You can bath the kids in it.

What an excellent present. :drinking:
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby Griffin on Fri Aug 31, 2012 7:15 pm

H'as I sed on FB, yoo got a big wun there BB!
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby black bart on Mon Sep 03, 2012 7:44 am

Well ye knows wot they says about Pyrates...ye can tell by thee size o their hats an their tankards... :lech:

It be a direkt corrolashun to thee size o their bar tab!
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby pieces o'nine on Mon Sep 03, 2012 6:52 pm

π-Rit 3.14, M. Septembarrrgh

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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby Griffin on Mon Sep 03, 2012 9:55 pm

pieces o'nine wrote:Direct all inquiries for full prospectus, costs, and specs to Bart Industries in confidence.


Wot 'appens if I don't do it confidence?
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby black bart on Tue Sep 04, 2012 6:55 am

Griffin wrote:
pieces o'nine wrote:Direct all inquiries for full prospectus, costs, and specs to Bart Industries in confidence.


Wot 'appens if I don't do it confidence?


Don't yew worry matey...just send us thee cash an we'll do thee rest. Postage an packagin free, hextended warranty havailhable on reqwest.

Arrrgh aint she a bewtee?
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby Roland Deschain on Tue Sep 04, 2012 11:50 am

Cap'n Bart, the possibility of the delivery boat successfully navigating the reef around my mysterious island is approximately 3,720 to 1.
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby DaveL on Tue Sep 04, 2012 4:33 pm

YArrr...

Bart got C3PO drunk on Castrol at The Benbow and stole his blue prints. Next thing ye know he'll be stealin' all all the South Africans to play cricket for Piractica.
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby Griffin on Wed Sep 05, 2012 8:51 pm

Roland Deschain wrote:Cap'n Bart, the possibility of the delivery boat successfully navigating the reef around my mysterious island is approximately 3,720 to 1.


That be why BB sez "hextended warranty havailhable on reqwest" - tis the h'extra yeers it teks to arrive.
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby Roland Deschain on Sun Sep 09, 2012 11:20 am

Griffin wrote:
Roland Deschain wrote:Cap'n Bart, the possibility of the delivery boat successfully navigating the reef around my mysterious island is approximately 3,720 to 1.


That be why BB sez "hextended warranty havailhable on reqwest" - tis the h'extra yeers it teks to arrive.

Yaaaaarrrrr, that be true, me lovely cap'n Griffin. Even wiv thee hincredibly detailed map oi gave them, they still arroived 10 years late.
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby Ravi Oli on Sun Sep 09, 2012 4:48 pm

Yer idjit Rowland... ye payd hextra fer bart's premium "par avian" derlivery wot litterally means "derlivery by seagull". I downt no 'bout ye butt hin moi hopinyen thee seagull carryin yer pakedge woodent so much fly as plummet. Even if 'e sent enuff ter lift it 'ave ye seen them flockin flyin rodents wen thar be a crust or chip ta be fort over? It be a wunda ye got it at awl.
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