The Continuous Salty Tale

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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby black bart » Thu Aug 30, 2012 10:56 am

...act like Anthony Hopkins with a fake tan, you son of a ...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby pieces o'nine » Thu Aug 30, 2012 2:49 pm

...dancing green potato!...



* runs away very fast and laughs hilariously to self * :haha:

* On second thought, I should NOT have risked invoking his return that way! *
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby Ravi Oli » Thu Aug 30, 2012 4:31 pm

..."Oi'll pick yer eyes owt an' strip the skin from yer mizzeribul body, then..."


It isn't easy bein green... Oi just threw me own very green tatties owt.
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby DaveL » Fri Aug 31, 2012 4:32 am

...fry you in oil, and eat you with battered fish, ya big...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby black bart » Fri Aug 31, 2012 6:07 am

pieces o'nine wrote:...dancing green potato!...



* runs away very fast and laughs hilariously to self * :haha:

* On second thought, I should NOT have risked invoking his return that way! *


Blimey it took me a minute to remember the 'Dancing Green Potato' incident...who WAS responsible for that? :lol:

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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby pieces o'nine » Sat Sep 01, 2012 4:31 pm

...land shark...


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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby la la » Sun Sep 02, 2012 6:09 am

... Oh, a land shark ye say? Well this saaarghtenly calls fer furrrther investigatering... Someone should call in...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby Ravi Oli » Sun Sep 02, 2012 7:40 am

...not thee Spanish Hinqiuzition [konsid'rin Spanyerds be ower mortal henemies]...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby black bart » Mon Sep 03, 2012 7:50 am

..."hasta la vista baby"... thee terrifyin words rang out through the swirling sea mist...it was none other than...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby la la » Mon Sep 03, 2012 11:10 am

... Wee Arnie, the genetically modified, slightly mutated, diminutive clone of Big Arnie himself. Aaargh, what a fearsome noise he did make as he daringly jumped...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby Mad Willyum Bonney » Mon Sep 03, 2012 7:17 pm

... mess ove ...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby black bart » Thu Sep 06, 2012 11:39 am

...r board wiv his gyant weapon pointin in thee direkshun orf...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby Mad Willyum Bonney » Thu Sep 06, 2012 12:39 pm

.... thee wee crack , in thee wall , of thee prison .

" Take your tyme with it Jim , me lad . We have
only this one opportunity to free Bart from gaol .
T'is true that Bart , that vile scum from a festering cesspool ,
that deceitful , flea laden , lousey , poxy , evil breathed ,
corpulent gutton of decaying fish heads , that foul

tempered , overbearing , power lusting , greedy , thieving ,
pus filled gas generator must not be trusted behind thee bar but
he owes me back pay . So mind your aim lad ! "

Seamen Banks focused and readied himself with thee fuse ,
awaiting thee order from thee third mate .

" That's it lad , hit that wee crack and we will breach
her ! I realize it be difficult but harken ye now a cat is setting by the crack in thee wall , quick lad focus on that ...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby Ravi Oli » Thu Sep 06, 2012 4:10 pm

...an' nort thee luvley wench wiv thee foine set o'...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby anthrobabe » Thu Sep 06, 2012 6:51 pm

***** taste the salty cold steel of my****
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