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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game
by pieces o'nine on Thu Aug 30, 2012 9:36 pm
Warns Roy that it's hammer time.
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game
by Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Thu Aug 30, 2012 9:52 pm
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game
by Roy Hunter on Fri Aug 31, 2012 3:01 am
*gets hammered* 
*hic*
*hic*
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"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game
by black bart on Fri Aug 31, 2012 6:13 am
*Waits for Roy to approach near unconciousnessness and administers the 'Buckfast' tonic.* 
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game
by pieces o'nine on Sat Sep 01, 2012 2:39 pm
* warns Bart not to touch that *
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game
by black bart on Wed Sep 12, 2012 5:59 am
*heeds warning* 
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game
by Roy Hunter on Wed Sep 12, 2012 4:27 pm
*sticks the heed on Bart's warning*
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.
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"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game
by black bart on Fri Sep 14, 2012 7:06 am
*knocks up a quick oils portrait of Roy in a kilt and sneaks it into the national gallery*
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game
by pieces o'nine on Fri Sep 14, 2012 11:33 pm
* notes that ^ painting looks like the young Abraham Lincoln, Haggis Hunter *
* moves on to the next gallery *
* moves on to the next gallery *
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game
by black bart on Mon Sep 17, 2012 6:38 am
*cunningly disguised as a Gallery Guide, directs Pieces to the "The Cubists Knorks" exhibition and charges her £50 entry fee.*
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game
by pieces o'nine on Mon Sep 17, 2012 2:58 pm
* pays in Monopoly money *
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game
by black bart on Tue Sep 18, 2012 6:37 am
*drat...they only use Chad Valley notes here!...raids Pieces's piggy bank.*
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game
by pieces o'nine on Tue Sep 18, 2012 3:41 pm
* larfs to self as Bart raids a hempty bank *
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game
by black bart on Thu Oct 11, 2012 8:32 am
*orders Pieces to build an elaborate railway system in memory of the British Empire*
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game
by Ravi Oli on Thu Oct 11, 2012 10:49 am
*blocks sympathetic petitions calling to rename it the 2018 Gold Coast British Empire Games* Viva la Republik!!
Send lawyers, guns and money...
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