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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game
by black bart on Mon Mar 12, 2012 7:52 am
*points out that Roland recently lost his wallet so he can't afford the services of larger quadrupeds.*
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game
by Roland Deschain on Wed Mar 14, 2012 11:39 pm
*points out to BB that Roland did not lose his wallet, only the money that was in it*
*then gets out the finite probability gun*
*then gets out the finite probability gun*
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"Since Alexander Pearce escaped, over 250 people have disappeared in the Tasmanian wilderness. No remains have ever been found." - Dying Breed
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game
by Roy Hunter on Thu Mar 15, 2012 8:23 am
*unicycles past in a Darth Vader helmet, ruthlessly bagpiping everyone, taking no prisoners*
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.
unkle vanya
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game
by black bart on Thu Mar 15, 2012 8:40 am
*Sends order 69 to the British Army in Scotland...put the binoculars down and take him out!*
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game
by Roland Deschain on Thu Mar 15, 2012 12:39 pm
*commends Bart for ordering people to date before enacting order 69*
*enacts order 69 before the date*
*enacts order 69 before the date*
Roland Deschain - Half prophet, half gunslinger, all Pastafarian!
"Since Alexander Pearce escaped, over 250 people have disappeared in the Tasmanian wilderness. No remains have ever been found." - Dying Breed
"Since Alexander Pearce escaped, over 250 people have disappeared in the Tasmanian wilderness. No remains have ever been found." - Dying Breed
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game
by Roy Hunter on Fri Aug 24, 2012 3:01 pm
*Punches Roland in the knee and tweaks his waxed moustaches.*
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.
unkle vanya
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.
unkle vanya
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game
by black bart on Tue Aug 28, 2012 8:28 am
*Slaps Roy with a Gay Marriage certificate made of Smoked Haddock.*
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game
by Roland Deschain on Tue Aug 28, 2012 10:23 am
*smears Bart in gooseberry jam*
*sends in the Fire Ants*
*sends in the Fire Ants*
Roland Deschain - Half prophet, half gunslinger, all Pastafarian!
"Since Alexander Pearce escaped, over 250 people have disappeared in the Tasmanian wilderness. No remains have ever been found." - Dying Breed
"Since Alexander Pearce escaped, over 250 people have disappeared in the Tasmanian wilderness. No remains have ever been found." - Dying Breed
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game
by black bart on Wed Aug 29, 2012 8:06 am
(Not Gooseberry again! Why me?)
Eats ants with a little Soy Sauce and Chilli and farts in Roland's direction.
Eats ants with a little Soy Sauce and Chilli and farts in Roland's direction.
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game
by Roland Deschain on Wed Aug 29, 2012 2:01 pm
*swaps Bart's chilli for Roland's homegrown nuclear strength Jalapeños*
*sits back with a glass of wine and watches the ensuing reverse fire breathing*
*sits back with a glass of wine and watches the ensuing reverse fire breathing*
Roland Deschain - Half prophet, half gunslinger, all Pastafarian!
"Since Alexander Pearce escaped, over 250 people have disappeared in the Tasmanian wilderness. No remains have ever been found." - Dying Breed
"Since Alexander Pearce escaped, over 250 people have disappeared in the Tasmanian wilderness. No remains have ever been found." - Dying Breed
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game
by black bart on Thu Aug 30, 2012 7:28 am
*all righty, this is getting personal now Roland...fyshe head stoo with added chilli infused weevils comin at ya...*
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game
by Roy Hunter on Thu Aug 30, 2012 9:07 am
Trowels a mortar made of 2 parts cement, 1 part hydrated lime, and 3 parts sharp sand, all over Bart's hat. It's a traditional hat, you've got to use traditional materials on it.
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.
unkle vanya
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.
unkle vanya
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game
by black bart on Thu Aug 30, 2012 11:26 am
Tradishonaarghl ye says...well how about a Tam o' Shanter with a rendering of wattle and daub on yer bonce.
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game
by pieces o'nine on Thu Aug 30, 2012 2:58 pm
* hefts Majykal Ban-Hammer an heval-yewaits Bart's bonce, thotfullee *
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game
by Roy Hunter on Thu Aug 30, 2012 5:04 pm
*constructs a lath-and-plaster wall, tops it with a Roman terracotta tile ridge*
*pushes it over on top of pieces*
*pushes it over on top of pieces*
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.
unkle vanya
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.
unkle vanya
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Roy Hunter - If it's not Scottish, it's crap.
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