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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby black bart on Mon Mar 12, 2012 7:52 am

*points out that Roland recently lost his wallet so he can't afford the services of larger quadrupeds.*
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby Roland Deschain on Wed Mar 14, 2012 11:39 pm

*points out to BB that Roland did not lose his wallet, only the money that was in it*

*then gets out the finite probability gun*
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby Roy Hunter on Thu Mar 15, 2012 8:23 am

*unicycles past in a Darth Vader helmet, ruthlessly bagpiping everyone, taking no prisoners*
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby black bart on Thu Mar 15, 2012 8:40 am

*Sends order 69 to the British Army in Scotland...put the binoculars down and take him out!*
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby Roland Deschain on Thu Mar 15, 2012 12:39 pm

*commends Bart for ordering people to date before enacting order 69*

*enacts order 69 before the date*
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby Roy Hunter on Fri Aug 24, 2012 3:01 pm

*Punches Roland in the knee and tweaks his waxed moustaches.*
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"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby black bart on Tue Aug 28, 2012 8:28 am

*Slaps Roy with a Gay Marriage certificate made of Smoked Haddock.*
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby Roland Deschain on Tue Aug 28, 2012 10:23 am

*smears Bart in gooseberry jam*

*sends in the Fire Ants*
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby black bart on Wed Aug 29, 2012 8:06 am

(Not Gooseberry again! Why me?)

Eats ants with a little Soy Sauce and Chilli and farts in Roland's direction.
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby Roland Deschain on Wed Aug 29, 2012 2:01 pm

*swaps Bart's chilli for Roland's homegrown nuclear strength Jalapeños*

*sits back with a glass of wine and watches the ensuing reverse fire breathing*
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby black bart on Thu Aug 30, 2012 7:28 am

*all righty, this is getting personal now Roland...fyshe head stoo with added chilli infused weevils comin at ya...*
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby Roy Hunter on Thu Aug 30, 2012 9:07 am

Trowels a mortar made of 2 parts cement, 1 part hydrated lime, and 3 parts sharp sand, all over Bart's hat. It's a traditional hat, you've got to use traditional materials on it.
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"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
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"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby black bart on Thu Aug 30, 2012 11:26 am

Tradishonaarghl ye says...well how about a Tam o' Shanter with a rendering of wattle and daub on yer bonce.
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby pieces o'nine on Thu Aug 30, 2012 2:58 pm

* hefts Majykal Ban-Hammer an heval-yewaits Bart's bonce, thotfullee *
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Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

Postby Roy Hunter on Thu Aug 30, 2012 5:04 pm

*constructs a lath-and-plaster wall, tops it with a Roman terracotta tile ridge*
*pushes it over on top of pieces*
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.
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