The Continuous Salty Tale

[black bart]

...act like Anthony Hopkins with a fake tan, you son of a ...

[pieces o'nine]

...dancing green potato!...



* runs away very fast and laughs hilariously to self *

* On second thought, I should NOT have risked invoking his return that way! *

[Ravi Oli]

..."Oi'll pick yer eyes owt an' strip the skin from yer mizzeribul body, then..."


It isn't easy bein green... Oi just threw me own very green tatties owt.

[DaveL]

...fry you in oil, and eat you with battered fish, ya big...

[black bart]

...dancing green potato!...



* runs away very fast and laughs hilariously to self *

* On second thought, I should NOT have risked invoking his return that way! *

Blimey it took me a minute to remember the 'Dancing Green Potato' incident...who WAS responsible for that?

...land lubbing...

[pieces o'nine]

...land shark...


*Oi* ain't syain' is nayme!!!!

[la la]

... Oh, a land shark ye say? Well this saaarghtenly calls fer furrrther investigatering... Someone should call in...

[Ravi Oli]

...not thee Spanish Hinqiuzition [konsid'rin Spanyerds be ower mortal henemies]...

[black bart]

..."hasta la vista baby"... thee terrifyin words rang out through the swirling sea mist...it was none other than...

[la la]

... Wee Arnie, the genetically modified, slightly mutated, diminutive clone of Big Arnie himself. Aaargh, what a fearsome noise he did make as he daringly jumped...

[Mad Willyum Bonney]

... mess ove ...

[black bart]

...r board wiv his gyant weapon pointin in thee direkshun orf...

[Mad Willyum Bonney]

.... thee wee crack , in thee wall , of thee prison .

" Take your tyme with it Jim , me lad . We have
only this one opportunity to free Bart from gaol .
T'is true that Bart , that vile scum from a festering cesspool ,
that deceitful , flea laden , lousey , poxy , evil breathed ,
corpulent gutton of decaying fish heads , that foul

tempered , overbearing , power lusting , greedy , thieving ,
pus filled gas generator must not be trusted behind thee bar but
he owes me back pay . So mind your aim lad ! "

Seamen Banks focused and readied himself with thee fuse ,
awaiting thee order from thee third mate .

" That's it lad , hit that wee crack and we will breach
her ! I realize it be difficult but harken ye now a cat is setting by the crack in thee wall , quick lad focus on that ...

[Ravi Oli]

...an' nort thee luvley wench wiv thee foine set o'...

[anthrobabe]

***** taste the salty cold steel of my****