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Postby Roy Hunter on Mon Aug 13, 2012 4:18 pm

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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0

Postby daftbeaker on Wed Aug 15, 2012 5:01 am

A horse walks into a bar and the barman says 'Why the long face?'
The horse replies 'I came in first at the Olympics and they gave the medal to the twat on my back' :idiot:
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Postby PKMKII on Wed Aug 15, 2012 9:56 pm

"How is it that hardly any major religion has looked at science and concluded, 'This is better than we thought! The Universe is much bigger than our prophets said, grander, more subtle, more elegant. God must be even greater than we dreamed'? Instead they say, 'No, no, no! My god is a little god, and I want him to stay that way.'" - Carl Sagan

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Postby DavidH on Sun Aug 19, 2012 6:26 am

Irish commentary on Olympic sailing

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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0

Postby Roland Deschain on Tue Aug 21, 2012 11:50 am

Back to School Fails

I really hope that Irish commentary is for real. That was hilarious.
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Postby PKMKII on Tue Aug 21, 2012 2:42 pm

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Postby PKMKII on Wed Aug 22, 2012 5:18 pm

"How is it that hardly any major religion has looked at science and concluded, 'This is better than we thought! The Universe is much bigger than our prophets said, grander, more subtle, more elegant. God must be even greater than we dreamed'? Instead they say, 'No, no, no! My god is a little god, and I want him to stay that way.'" - Carl Sagan

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Postby daftbeaker on Wed Aug 29, 2012 3:27 pm


If anyone starts nagging me to convert on my deathbed those are the words I want to use :haha:
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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0

Postby Roy Hunter on Fri Aug 31, 2012 3:53 am

From CSI Alabama: "There are two reasons it is really difficult to solve a redneck murder case: the DNA is all the same; and there are no dental records."
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Postby black bart on Fri Aug 31, 2012 6:11 am

^ :lol:
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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0

Postby PKMKII on Fri Aug 31, 2012 1:45 pm

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Postby Roland Deschain on Sat Sep 01, 2012 7:37 am

Bill Nye Blasts Akin - From The Daily Currant
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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Sat Sep 01, 2012 10:15 am

^ someone posted a 'quote' from that article on facebook, and it was tagged 'An actual quote from Bill Nye, the F***ing Science Guy'. I thought it sounded way out of character, so Googled it, then had to let them know if was from a satire article. :cry:
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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0

Postby daftbeaker on Sun Sep 02, 2012 10:28 am

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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0

Postby PKMKII on Sun Sep 02, 2012 1:18 pm

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