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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby Griffin on Mon Aug 06, 2012 11:23 pm

Oi wuldent enquire too closely wot be in that gloo.
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby pieces o'nine on Tue Aug 07, 2012 2:44 am

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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby black bart on Tue Aug 07, 2012 7:19 am

Arr that be me when I was younger...I still be thee dreadful pirate Roberts.
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby DaveL on Mon Aug 13, 2012 5:53 am

YArrrr...

With reference to last months centrefold: Where do I park me bike?
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby black bart on Mon Aug 20, 2012 3:40 pm

I be lookin fer a sootible Turkish Belly Daarghncer ta cheer up me mates...

...we had a male Belly Daarghncer at thee hotel :facewall:
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby Ravi Oli on Mon Aug 20, 2012 5:09 pm

Arrgghh bart ye blaggard... Oi'm 'avin a terrybul toime gettin thee image o'thart ^ frum me 'ead!
Tho Oi be thinkin', trawmatic as it be, twud be a good'un to pull fer a buck's nite or footy end o'year outin'.
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby Roland Deschain on Tue Aug 21, 2012 6:03 am

My Hoggest be pointin' 'is sword at me. This be not very good. Quick, Cap'n Pieces, take me place!
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby pieces o'nine on Tue Aug 21, 2012 3:27 pm

black bart wrote:...we had a male Belly Daarghncer at thee hotel :facewall:

Wot kinde ov costoome did 'e ware?


some silly person wrote:My Hoggest be pointin' 'is sword at me. This be not very good. Quick, Cap'n Pieces, take me place!
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby Griffin on Wed Aug 22, 2012 1:29 am

Did 'e say balley dancer?
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby black bart on Tue Aug 28, 2012 6:58 am

pieces o'nine wrote:
black bart wrote:...we had a male Belly Daarghncer at thee hotel :facewall:

Wot kinde ov costoome did 'e ware?


some silly person wrote:My Hoggest be pointin' 'is sword at me. This be not very good. Quick, Cap'n Pieces, take me place!
Mr. Hoggest may point 'is sword where'er 'e wishes, oi finks. Hit be one ov thee perks, loike.


Hunfortoonatelee it weren't a very BIG costyoom!!!!! :shocked:

Where will it all end I arrghsks...female cathlik Scottish Bishops marryin other female Scottish cathlik bishops?

Be it just a coinkedense that thee Turkish words for 'goodbye' be Goolley Goolley (Gule Gule)?
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby Roy Hunter on Tue Aug 28, 2012 7:08 am

black bart wrote:Hunfortoonatelee it weren't a very BIG costyoom!!!!!

Where will it all end I arrghsks...female cathlik Scottish Bishops marryin other female Scottish cathlik bishops?

Be it just a coinkedense that thee Turkish words for 'goodbye' be Goolley Goolley (Gule Gule)?
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby black bart on Tue Aug 28, 2012 7:29 am

Roy Hunter wrote:
black bart wrote:Hunfortoonatelee it weren't a very BIG costyoom!!!!!

Where will it all end I arrghsks...female cathlik Scottish Bishops marryin other female Scottish cathlik bishops?

Be it just a coinkedense that thee Turkish words for 'goodbye' be Goolley Goolley (Gule Gule)?
Oh Bart, you're such a peach...

(You do know what peach means in Turkish, don't you?)


No I don't but nothing would surprise me...something to do with fruit?
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby Roy Hunter on Tue Aug 28, 2012 7:31 am

Pic (pronounced 'peach')
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby black bart on Tue Aug 28, 2012 9:15 am

Roy Hunter wrote:Pic (pronounced 'peach')


Arr ... so that's wot thee waiters kept callin me when I thee onlee tip I left em was ta pour thee grog quicker.
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Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Postby Ravi Oli on Wed Aug 29, 2012 6:21 am

black bart wrote:Be it just a coinkedense that thee Turkish words for 'goodbye' be Goolley Goolley (Gule Gule)?

Maaaaaate! Oi 'ope tharts nawt ta do with ye callin yer 'nads be thart name! Did ye misstaykenly soign up as younick to thee Sultan's 'arem?
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