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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Number9 on Mon Aug 20, 2012 1:16 pm

This is my first post in the forum! So I say welcome to me! :evilgrin:
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Almighty Doer of Stuff on Mon Aug 20, 2012 2:29 pm

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Roy Hunter on Fri Aug 24, 2012 2:35 pm

Steady on, Swashbuckler85! Too much enthusiasm and zeal can spoil one's flimsy moral standards.

"Meh. Whatever. It's alright, I suppose..." That's a bit more like what we're used to.
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard on Fri Aug 24, 2012 10:54 pm

awass !!

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Roland Deschain on Mon Aug 27, 2012 6:15 pm

:welcome: new converts. Pull up a bowl of fish 'ead stoo and a bucket of grog (it's all free), and join in the fun. :haha:
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Mon Aug 27, 2012 8:47 pm

Not a new convert, but one who hasn't been on for a long time. I'm back! Well, I'm kinda here, for now. We'll see if I can keep it up.
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby pieces o'nine on Mon Aug 27, 2012 9:17 pm

RRR, you're just begging for a QOOC, aren't you? :fsm_yarr:
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Mon Aug 27, 2012 9:28 pm

Hey, I've been gone for a while. It's about time I give you some good material.
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard on Tue Aug 28, 2012 11:42 pm

rrr?
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Wed Aug 29, 2012 12:23 am

nybb?
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard on Wed Aug 29, 2012 1:53 am

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby DavidH on Sat Sep 01, 2012 3:42 pm

Greetings, john1million! Welcome aboard, matey. Draw yer cutlass from thee bosun's store, then down to the maindeck. It's your turn in the barrel. :lech:
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Roy Hunter on Sun Sep 02, 2012 7:15 pm

Welcome Pattio! Love your furniture.
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Tigger_the_Wing on Mon Sep 03, 2012 11:32 pm

Ahoy all ye nooooo crooooo! :fsm_yarr:

RRR! :bounce: :zen: :welcome: back!!
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby wite_lance on Sat Sep 08, 2012 11:54 am

Ahoy fellow mateys,

I've been a pastafarian for a few years now, since discovering it incidentally while debunking some myths. Having been a skeptic for a long time it took me a while to realize that odd feeling I experienced reading up on his noodliness was his appendage reaching out and jiggling my insides clamoring for recognition. Having recognized and felt his delicious embrace I now live in the blessed shower of his sauce in Taos, New Mexico where I work in Customer Service alternatively managing operations at a call center, or participating as an agent in a call center, depending on which month it is and the mood of my boss.

I look forward to more fully researching and understanding his guidance by participating in this forum.

Until then...

"I most humbly thank Thee, oh Noodly Appendaged One, for Touching me with the mental capacity to adapt the mythologies of This Universe to aid and comfort me here, until that day I am able to join together with my Pastafarian Brothers and Sisters at the foot of the Beer Volcano, and enumerate my specifications at the Stripper Factory, so that happiness and contentedness and good cheer be present for all, forever and forever. RAmen"
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