9137: Thou shalt not have a hearty laugh at the expense of or make mockery of any of thy brethren in the event of any DIY-home-decor mishaps. For is it not true that even the smallest anomaly in the pattern is essential to the pattern itself? What is true of a butterfly's wings must also be true of gaps in the floorboards.
9136: And thou shalt offer all manner of useful and handy tips to all thy brethren, even those who have never ever picked up a hammer, especially such tips as are obvious with twenty-twenty hindsight vision. For the wise man, or indeed woman, learns from the mistakes of others. Especially when those mistakes are rather humorous.
"There's a hell of a good universe next door, let's go!" e e cummings
"And the new day was a great big fish." Terry Pratchett
"WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, IF NOT FOR THE CARE OF THE REAPER MAN?" Terry Pratchett (yes again, I'm afraid. He's my absolute favourite author)