Yarr - if yer Turkey is under 4 kilos, 70 mins plus 20 mins per kilo, but if it be over 4 kilos, 90 mins plus 20 mins per kilo.
190 degrees (that's South-by-South-Westerly), or Gas Yargh 5. If ye can't stand the heat, get out of the Turkey.
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