Where have you's been all my life? Having discovered his Noodliness last week I know feel part of the new Pastafarian Enlightenment. Thank you for coming into my world. I can feel the love of his Noodly Appendage all around.
I have a passion for mocking religion, before now I never thought twice of offending a believer of untruths. Now I have been touched by his Noodly Appendage I feel it is time to turn the tables. As it is written, Anyone who mocks the FSM must, by logic, mock every other religion.
Simple but beautiful logic.
Al Dente Brothers and Sisters, Al Dente.