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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby midgit pastafarian on Sat Aug 11, 2012 10:39 pm

This is my obligatory first post. RAmen
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Roy Hunter on Sun Aug 12, 2012 2:32 pm

This is my obligatory welcome to the newbies post. Welcome!
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"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Commander Colander on Thu Aug 16, 2012 3:06 pm

Ahoy!!! After reading the open letter a few years ago I realized I was always a Pastafarian. Praise His sauciness!!!Please let me join the crew and I promise to be nice til' time to :drinking: enjoy the eternal bliss of the beer volcano and stripper factory! Napaste

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby pieces o'nine on Thu Aug 16, 2012 9:36 pm

welcome, Captain Colander.
With a moniker like that, we expect great things from you...
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Mad Willyum Bonney on Fri Aug 17, 2012 12:26 am

Welkum abord mateys ! Yarrrrrgh
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Remembering Auntie DeeDee
Remembering times of innocence
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Number9 on Mon Aug 20, 2012 1:16 pm

This is my first post in the forum! So I say welcome to me! :evilgrin:
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Almighty Doer of Stuff on Mon Aug 20, 2012 2:29 pm

Welcome! Keep your brown and yellow underclothes away from me though!
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Swashbuckler85 on Fri Aug 24, 2012 5:04 am

I have stumbled upon his noodly greatness as of lately and finally have made the life decision to devote myself, before i was just a lost atheist denying any deity, but now i am saved.
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby n3m0 on Fri Aug 24, 2012 7:36 am

Hello, internet.
I am happy to report that I am a new convert to the ways of pastafarianism.
I thank you for welcoming me.
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Roy Hunter on Fri Aug 24, 2012 2:35 pm

Steady on, Swashbuckler85! Too much enthusiasm and zeal can spoil one's flimsy moral standards.

"Meh. Whatever. It's alright, I suppose..." That's a bit more like what we're used to.
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"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Yasidge on Fri Aug 24, 2012 3:54 pm

:welcome:
I am fairly new to these forums, but would like to extend an invitation for anyone in the area to join the Church of The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, Chicago page on Facebook.
May all be touched by his noddly appendage.
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard on Fri Aug 24, 2012 10:54 pm

awass !!

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Pie-jacker875 on Mon Aug 27, 2012 2:32 pm

'Ello. Tried to make an account a while ago but I messed something up. Works this time. So yeh, I'm here.
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Roland Deschain on Mon Aug 27, 2012 6:15 pm

:welcome: new converts. Pull up a bowl of fish 'ead stoo and a bucket of grog (it's all free), and join in the fun. :haha:
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby kcleavely on Mon Aug 27, 2012 7:09 pm

Just wanted to say Hi! From Ohio, and love the group. Hope everyone is having a good day!
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